tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post541493210016464195..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: 24,000,000,000 to 1Martinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-84521710861910724172008-04-16T18:10:00.000+01:002008-04-16T18:10:00.000+01:00@Secret Agent Mama - Now you tell me!We were there...@Secret Agent Mama - <BR/>Now you tell me!<BR/><BR/>We were there getting married in August 2005.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I rubbed the wrong statue?<BR/><BR/>and thanks.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-64407841285142608712008-04-16T12:24:00.000+01:002008-04-16T12:24:00.000+01:00Fertility statue in a voodoo shop in New Orleans. ...Fertility statue in a voodoo shop in New Orleans. All I'm sayin' is that I touched ONE and look at me now.<BR/><BR/>You're a very funny read about a very serious matter. I hope that one chance comes soon. I can't wait how you write about pregnancy, birth, and life with baby. I will wave out the good thoughts and prayers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91524215508111038122008-04-13T20:21:00.000+01:002008-04-13T20:21:00.000+01:00That last line is what it's all about in the end.T...That last line is what it's all about in the end.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the kind words, very much appreciated.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-35049564407095725982008-04-13T03:40:00.000+01:002008-04-13T03:40:00.000+01:00That last line is gold.Still cheering you on, dude...That last line is gold.<BR/><BR/>Still cheering you on, dude.<BR/><BR/>(Also, I stand by my firm belief that only cows, and maybe goats, should ever be milked.) ;-)Lotus (Sarcastic Mom)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12134071384977426326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2716983587208346602008-04-12T15:01:00.000+01:002008-04-12T15:01:00.000+01:00@Bernard - I hope you get the chance to come back ...@Bernard - I hope you get the chance to come back and annoy me regularly with stuff like that!<BR/><BR/>and thanks again for the post. you big softie... ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Awholelotofnothing - I know you do. Thank you.<BR/><BR/>@Bsouth - not only is he a lousy swimmer, I reckon he's hard of hearing too.<BR/><BR/>@Kelley - I could give Julia Roberts a run for her money ANY DAY in the boob department.<BR/><BR/>@Tracey - thanks ;-)<BR/><BR/>@Amanda - I hope so, really do. Thanks.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-85519383004247339622008-04-12T14:38:00.000+01:002008-04-12T14:38:00.000+01:00"milk myself" haha. Hang in there, Spencer will g..."milk myself" haha. Hang in there, Spencer will get the job done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-73906200681093921402008-04-12T11:56:00.000+01:002008-04-12T11:56:00.000+01:00I'm sorry. Hugs.I'm sorry. Hugs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-17664306741031889932008-04-12T10:51:00.000+01:002008-04-12T10:51:00.000+01:00You sound all Erin Brockovich. Without the enormou...You sound all Erin Brockovich. Without the enormous boobs.<BR/><BR/>The numbers sound scary, don't think about them. I can't say that it will happen but just know that there is an Aussie chick hoping it happens for you both.<BR/><BR/><3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-58298704793387392052008-04-12T07:19:00.000+01:002008-04-12T07:19:00.000+01:00Well, I pretty much echo all the above. Best of l...Well, I pretty much echo all the above. Best of luck. And for heavens sake Spencer - will you just get a bloody shimmy on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-69023924118090936002008-04-12T03:46:00.000+01:002008-04-12T03:46:00.000+01:00I SO wish fertility was catching. I'd share some w...I SO wish fertility was catching. I'd share some with you.Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02242115803102270369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-24976273876810335402008-04-12T01:09:00.000+01:002008-04-12T01:09:00.000+01:00It will happen, and personally I can't wait to ret...It will happen, and personally I can't wait to return comments like you leave on my blog. <BR/><BR/>"I wonder will there be as much laughter in 15 years as he grabs your car keys and slams the door, yelling back at you to 'kiss my tush dad"<BR/><BR/>The more you wish this stuff on us, the more we can't wait to return the favor. <BR/><BR/>Do you need a cheering section? Maybe some people on the headboard yelling...stroke...stroke!<BR/><BR/>Stop worrying. Stop calculating..it will happen. I know it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13958931953604533933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-28894086180330528522008-04-11T23:26:00.000+01:002008-04-11T23:26:00.000+01:00@Ashely - welcome, and thanks for your tips and ad...@Ashely - welcome, and thanks for your tips and advice!(this woman knows a lot folks!)<BR/><BR/>@Karen Meg - thanks for the story, it IS reassuring to know of real instances where it works out. I totally hear and understand what you mean about the frustration eating you up. It's very hard not to let it, and we are relatively early in the proces compared to your story.<BR/>Thanks for the kind words, my ego appreciates it, and never apologise for a long comment, that's precisely what I want to see, real interaction and feedback.<BR/>Thanks a million.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-15316561955028040642008-04-11T18:38:00.000+01:002008-04-11T18:38:00.000+01:00Xbox: just in answer, I have mentioned our issues...Xbox: just in answer, I have mentioned our issues with infertility here and there on my blog but never in any real depth; it would have been so cathartic if I had started my blog journey earlier to capture my experiences. I actually started my blog on happier terms, after the birth of the baby I thought would never be.<BR/><BR/>I don't know if there were as many bloggers talking about these issues so personally back when my journey(s) started. As is it now, I'm drawn to many blogs that focus on infertility and comment where I can. (BTW, I don't only come here only because of that reason; I happen to think you're one of the most hilarious bloggers out there - you have a real gift, and husband agrees). <BR/><BR/>I mean to post about it at some point, but it does take me back to a very, very difficult, often bitter part of my life. I was a bit of a beast through much of that phase ... you can probably blame the hormones, the poking, the prodding ... combined total of 7 not so great years (caveat, at least we had baby #1 at the 4 year mark. Funnily enough, I became almost rabid for baby #2, which took another 3 years with major intervention). I'm sure you're finding, the frustration can just really suck and if you let it, can control your life. I hope you don't let it. Let's just say that I'm a very lucky woman to have the partner that I do.<BR/><BR/>Sorry for the novel of a comment. Just know that I really feel your pain, and my wishes for your success are truly, truly heartfelt.Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-22723752778979244492008-04-11T18:12:00.000+01:002008-04-11T18:12:00.000+01:00Hi, I'm new here :) I've gotta go back and read t...Hi, I'm new here :) I've gotta go back and read the backstory now. But, you are in my prayers...and don't give up!<BR/><BR/>xoxo<BR/>Ash<BR/><BR/>PS - <BR/>my personal blog is www.bosssanders.com...the ones under my blogger acct are less personal :)Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05535762749666630776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-6789480781605580932008-04-11T18:11:00.000+01:002008-04-11T18:11:00.000+01:00@Tara R.- Me too, me too.@Lyssa - I certainly do h...@Tara R.- Me too, me too.<BR/><BR/>@Lyssa - I certainly do hope so.<BR/><BR/>@Morninglight mama - I know what you mean, thanks ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Jeremy Neal - I've spent an awful lot on tickets...<BR/><BR/>@Tyler - thanks for your story, you SHOULD write about it in more detail.<BR/><BR/>@Laskigal - lucky? it's gonna have to be mutant at this stage!<BR/><BR/>@People in the sun - I hope it does, I really do. Thank you.<BR/><BR/>@Ed - I would give the same advice, but taking it...very difficult.<BR/><BR/>@Foreigner By Default - Chillingly Methodical? I'm like a Masturbating Hannibal Lecter!<BR/><BR/>I hadn't thought of it that way, I guess I do personally need numbers, dates, facts, & exact plans to keep myself calm. I get frustrated sometimes at how relaxed ET seems seems to me at times, even though she's not. <BR/><BR/>@Roth Family - It's all we can do! thanks!<BR/><BR/>@Immorach Matriarch - now that's a result! <BR/>I made the bitch cry... ;0)<BR/>(thank you very much)<BR/><BR/>@Putz - very kind words, I know you are having a tough time at the moment so thank you.<BR/><BR/>@Khyle - sweet mother of god, 6 years. I would be found hanging somewhere. I'll be over to check out your blog as soon as I can.<BR/><BR/>@Hilary - thanks mum ;0)<BR/><BR/>@EmmaK - Nail.on.the.head.<BR/>I'm shagged mentally, just tired of thinking.<BR/><BR/>@The Husband - the farm? if we head to asia it'll be to adopt some wee thing, or to get me a Thai bride, one or the other.<BR/><BR/>Thanks!<BR/><BR/>@Bettina - you and me BOTH woman!<BR/><BR/>@Ladyshane - I find it amazing that people would go back and read this tripe, but I'm very appreciative that you have. <BR/>9 YEARS? unbelievable.<BR/>The VERY best of luck to you now, congratulations.<BR/><BR/>@Anja - I like your certainty, or at least your ability to lie... thanks ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Jared - it is an estimate but pretty accurate I reckon, peak times is daily, or more. Otherwise its every other or 3. Take out the obvious, and it averages about that.<BR/>Good luck to ye...can't wait to see Ace's mugshot when he realises he's not No1 in town anymore !<BR/><BR/>@Veronica - the volume works out to a bit less than a pint!<BR/><BR/>@Hockeyman - I LOVE the way you say your 'wife's conception attempts', I get the feeling you had a little role to play?<BR/><BR/>@Married Leos - sounds about right!<BR/><BR/>@Keren Meg- have you written about this? I think too many 'parent bloggers' start after the fact and leave out this bit.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the ressurance it does work out.<BR/><BR/>@Melinda - again, I would give the same advice, taking it, is SO much harder. thanks!<BR/><BR/>@just my life - thanks for the wel wishes. I hope it does!Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-68223019443966764972008-04-11T17:49:00.000+01:002008-04-11T17:49:00.000+01:00I am left without words, a pretty big accomplishme...I am left without words, a pretty big accomplishment for you, I must say. Good Luck, It only takes one. I am sure it will happen.justmylifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11374379802087502624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-54315649303412900592008-04-11T17:27:00.000+01:002008-04-11T17:27:00.000+01:00Wow, that is a lot of numbers and just remember, i...Wow, that is a lot of numbers and just remember, it always looks worse when you put all those numbers down on paper. Stop thinking about the math and live life to enjoy it. Remember, good things always happens when you least expect it. Bottom line, stop expecting it.NH Yocalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706404613228845440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-32827321966312511652008-04-11T16:58:00.000+01:002008-04-11T16:58:00.000+01:00Awwww Xbox. You are a sperm savant.Hey, for what ...Awwww Xbox. You are a sperm savant.<BR/><BR/>Hey, for what it's worth; we were in that 5% club too - now we've got two beautiful kids. I'm glad that you've got a specialist lined up. To this day we're still not sure what it was, exactly; we both had on/off cycles. But through the miracles of modern medicine, the boy was conceived the fun way (with a little boost); the girlie, well, not nearly as fun. But totally worth it.<BR/><BR/>Hugs to you and ET my friend. It will happen. <BR/><BR/>And on the bright side (and totally not to be condescending in any way) you DO have the benefit of time, at least to do further exploration and plan; some couples start trying at an age when fertility stats are not nearly as good.Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-21116136730694925632008-04-11T12:24:00.000+01:002008-04-11T12:24:00.000+01:00I bet if you decided NOT to have kids she would ge...I bet if you decided NOT to have kids she would get pregnant the first time you tried.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12237430130688538882008-04-11T06:13:00.000+01:002008-04-11T06:13:00.000+01:00If it makes you feel any better, my wife's concept...If it makes you feel any better, my wife's conception attempts lasted a few years and she turned out ok. Just think, you are guaranteed a few nights of passionate pressure filled seconds of bumping uglies. For us married folks, you know that's a hefty workout! Some day you'll get over the stage fright and the little bastards will quit drinking at the obvious vagi-bar contained somewhere in the map to the holy land and finish the job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-42386221959057722572008-04-11T04:38:00.000+01:002008-04-11T04:38:00.000+01:0024 billion? How are you still walking?!(and yes, I...24 billion? How are you still walking?!<BR/><BR/>(and yes, I did nearly type wanking)<BR/><BR/>Sucks for both of you.Veronica Foalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519401661788911341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-45760948584597091162008-04-11T04:24:00.000+01:002008-04-11T04:24:00.000+01:00Dude! 240 billion / 160 million = 150 times in 310...Dude! 240 billion / 160 million = 150 times in 310 days? You are da' man! Holding true to that every other day methodology I see. :) <BR/><BR/>If it makes you feel any better, we haven't been preventing anything (however not tryng even close to as hard as you have been) since October. No dice yet...Jaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02997812567708741554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-79300359379333998452008-04-11T03:05:00.000+01:002008-04-11T03:05:00.000+01:00Dude, it sucks. It sucks big, fat, hairy donkey's ...Dude, it sucks. It sucks big, fat, hairy donkey's wossnames that Spencer keeps taking a wrong turn or the rest of the crew get a tad lazy.<BR/><BR/>But the thing is... you've got happening numbers there. You're not written out of the game.<BR/><BR/>It's going to happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-30910721184927100702008-04-11T02:19:00.000+01:002008-04-11T02:19:00.000+01:00I have no idea how I found your site, but I'm glad...I have no idea how I found your site, but I'm glad I did. You've had me laughing and crying in the few days that I've managed to read every entry you made. Yes, I did go back and read them all. Cuz I'm a freak.<BR/><BR/>At any rate, I can relate to you in so many ways. I may be a woman, but I've been the problem. Almost 9 years later, copious amounts of doctors, medications, and procedures, we are finally expecting.<BR/><BR/>There are things that medical science can do that are amazing. I hope that you and your wife are able to work with the professionals and find a solution so your dream of being a parent can finally come to fruition. I'm rooting for you. And Spencer.<BR/><BR/>:)ladyshanaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04869517617886405442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-73935138016037373692008-04-11T02:16:00.000+01:002008-04-11T02:16:00.000+01:00I really hope this happens for you soon.I really hope this happens for you soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com