tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post7184978383944241601..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: Secrets - Part OneMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-23423619225947065052009-09-04T09:05:45.657+01:002009-09-04T09:05:45.657+01:00"You're screwed"? HA! Not nearly as ..."You're screwed"? HA! Not nearly as often as you want to be.Amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-34589026598317326332009-08-31T13:07:30.949+01:002009-08-31T13:07:30.949+01:00@Lee - Thanks a million!
@Heather - That's ju...@Lee - Thanks a million!<br /><br />@Heather - That's just mean.<br /><br />@Quickroute - I'd murder a longneck actually.<br /><br />@Ed - Very harsh there Edward!<br /><br />@tiff - Poor man. Poor poor man.<br /><br />@Susanica - All in time!<br /><br />@iamstacey - best of luck!<br /><br />@Putz - I must go check...Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-16352329366649716232009-08-30T14:58:52.383+01:002009-08-30T14:58:52.383+01:00no, really counsel of the eggs, i think february 9...no, really counsel of the eggs, i think february 9th of this yearPutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-35875521042598982192009-08-29T11:09:07.407+01:002009-08-29T11:09:07.407+01:00I plan to use this excuse to get footrubs on deman...I plan to use this excuse to get footrubs on demand and to never have to scoop the cat box again!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-67828914451177915582009-08-29T02:54:34.171+01:002009-08-29T02:54:34.171+01:00I want Secrets-Part Two! I want Secrets-Part Two! ...I want Secrets-Part Two! I want Secrets-Part Two! You don't know yet do you XBox? ;-)<br /><br />-MonicaSusanicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09953137571779602316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-58918696062891203102009-08-29T01:29:06.813+01:002009-08-29T01:29:06.813+01:00Oh my Lord.
David said to tell you it never ends....Oh my Lord.<br /><br />David said to tell you it never ends.<br />After the pregnancy part, we women have leverage forever.<br /><br />FOREVER!!!!!<br /><br />Mwahahahahahahahahaha! (that's my evil laugh).tiffhttp://mythreeringcircus.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-55642965659287048752009-08-28T18:42:53.804+01:002009-08-28T18:42:53.804+01:006-12 months. You poor, sad, little man.
Nothing ...6-12 months. You poor, sad, little man.<br /><br />Nothing you could or will EVER do in this life shall compare to the 9 months she will spend carrying YOUR child. Don't even try.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14310994156273091597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26086889813648403092009-08-28T17:26:35.240+01:002009-08-28T17:26:35.240+01:00give an inch and 'they'll' take a mile...give an inch and 'they'll' take a mile - stand your ground now - off to the pub with yaPaddy in BA (Quickroute)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12748161252400814925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-9432547736481541602009-08-28T17:25:18.864+01:002009-08-28T17:25:18.864+01:00My children are six and nearly ten. I still use th...My children are six and nearly ten. I still use this excuse and it even works with them now! To the husband: "Remember those humans I grew for you?!" and the children: "Excuse me, but if it weren't for me, you wouldn't exist! I grew you, remember?" <br /><br />Works like a charm. :)Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15838539059073470580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-18997181291011925452009-08-28T16:10:30.642+01:002009-08-28T16:10:30.642+01:00Came here to say.....well, everything that already...Came here to say.....well, everything that already has been, I reckon.<br /><br />Try this....just start doing things without being asked, and eventually you'll convince yourself that you WANT to do them. The bonus is that she thinks that you're super sweet and attentive for doing something without being asked!<br /><br />You're going to have to do it anyway, may as well brainwash yourself into enjoying it.<br /><br />By the way, congratulations! I didn't say it during the initial joyful flush(hate jinxing things), but your success has restored my belief in karma doing the right thing!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02335795269378249748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-60800443973094138312009-08-28T14:43:40.501+01:002009-08-28T14:43:40.501+01:00@bsouth - meh !
@Tanya - Cooked? hmmm...
@Ruth -...@bsouth - meh !<br /><br />@Tanya - Cooked? hmmm...<br /><br />@Ruth - I read it, absolutely brilliant. <br /><br />@Tracey - Thanks.<br /><br />@Nick McGivney - Heh, you really don't write half often enough sir.<br /><br />@hotmamamia - Hmmmmmmmmmm<br /><br />@Tara R. - I like the way you think. Screw wise.<br /><br />@Monty - There may be a swapping of underwear occasionally, but you have it the wrong way around...<br /><br />@AnnD - Heh, I'm sure she'd agree...*cough*Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-65450632204933358882009-08-28T13:33:18.471+01:002009-08-28T13:33:18.471+01:00Totally true! I have to send this post to my hubb...Totally true! I have to send this post to my hubby! I haven't put my child in her carseat, pumped gas or completed any number of physically "challeging" tasks if he is around. And he never argues with me. Bless him.<br /><br />And bless you too! I just know you are seeing to her every need...AnnDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15629045924136272980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-39540918189935178522009-08-28T07:44:26.916+01:002009-08-28T07:44:26.916+01:00it's not like you won an argument before the p...it's not like you won an argument before the pregnancy y'know?<br /><br />Come on, just own up and admit she wears the pants.Proseaholicshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416713545301900767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-62276750806537290432009-08-28T03:40:58.232+01:002009-08-28T03:40:58.232+01:00One good turn (screw) deserves another. Just wait ...One good turn (screw) deserves another. Just wait to see how fast little Fitz wraps you around that baby finger. You are totally screwed.Tara R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02993625193184914299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-40639684568198475442009-08-28T02:48:49.127+01:002009-08-28T02:48:49.127+01:00Teehee, nothing more!Teehee, nothing more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-44285261675934957992009-08-27T22:16:30.699+01:002009-08-27T22:16:30.699+01:00Angie - we won't win anything for the next 6 o...Angie - we won't win anything for the next 6 or 12 months? Geddafughouddadere. We <i>died</i> up on that cross-fertilisation passion play twisted writhing of limbs sorta metaphor run amok. Stone dead, like Haitian zombie men moving around and going through the motions and all, but dead from the waist up. And down. And if the X does the tango again (as you know he will) then he'll look back on this one as a time of abundant, erm, time when he could do stuff that later on he won't be able to do, like reply personally to all 98 messages of smirky <i> you wanted it</i>ness on his increasingly sporadic posts. Now question is Ange, do you tell him or will I? <br /><br />(XB, meeting third Thurs every month at a mobile location. Will text you Freedom Night details closer to time. First rule of Dad club is there is n- <i>wait... can you hear footsteps? I thought I heard som-</i>Nick McGivneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603579300515543458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-64875392682634791412009-08-27T13:51:07.735+01:002009-08-27T13:51:07.735+01:00I'm still here, still reading, still happy for...I'm still here, still reading, still happy for you both. That is all.Traceynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-40976788737390163852009-08-27T11:57:55.777+01:002009-08-27T11:57:55.777+01:00E.T. obviously hasn't been reading her Catholi...E.T. obviously hasn't been reading her Catholic guide to Love and Marriage, featured in today's Irish Times, which reads as follows:<br /><br />"In any human undertaking there has to be someone ‘in charge’, some final authority, someone upon whom the other people involved with him can rely. In the human family the husband and father naturally fill this position . . . the husband is, and ought to be, the head of the family, the ‘boss’.”<br /><br />So now.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06968476130530730202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-4189020674061413902009-08-27T11:37:56.776+01:002009-08-27T11:37:56.776+01:00My favourite one now is, 'PLLLLLLLLEASE? I COO...My favourite one now is, 'PLLLLLLLLEASE? I COOKED YOU A BABY FOR 9 MONTHS!'<br /><br />Or, 'Being Pregnant/in labour/looking after a baby is a full time job too!'I Am Emily...https://www.blogger.com/profile/11763741751291630023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-13696641281062798572009-08-27T10:49:32.280+01:002009-08-27T10:49:32.280+01:00You can always self-publish you know.You can always self-publish you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-36888789182568424212009-08-27T10:09:09.271+01:002009-08-27T10:09:09.271+01:00@Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo - 1st class ticket to a k...@Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo - 1st class ticket to a kick in the arse that, 'just remember you wanted this...'<br /><br />@Edith - hahaha<br /><br />@River - hahaha your ex...funny man....<br /><br />@Kathryn - survival of the fittest :-)<br /><br />@Mwa - Lovely!<br /><br />@hairyfarmerfamily - :-)<br /><br />@Ms Avery - Cant be news, surely...<br /><br />@Sinead - easier? or longer?<br /><br />@Lilacspecs - not arguments, discussions!<br /><br />@Ms. Moon - hahaha<br /><br />@Horse Chick - Hmmmmmmm<br /><br />@WhatAboutNovember - my personal favourite bit.<br /><br />@Sarah - dont go there<br /><br />@Middle Aged Woman - rite of passage<br /><br />@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] - Bite me.<br /><br />@Jenni - they stink...<br /><br />@Russ - heh<br /><br />@Rachel - dont tell me, tell a publisher!<br /><br />@Kori - hehe<br /><br />@Putz - er...ok?<br /><br />@Ginny - Hmmm...<br /><br />@Joeprah - Cheers, thanks.<br /><br />@womb for improvement - for common sense? never!<br /><br />@nutsinmay - poor poor man.<br /><br />@Dad Blog - hehe, maybe.<br /><br />@Mistress B - ouch.<br /><br />@Ave - heh, thanks.<br /><br />@Veronica - thats descrimination...<br /><br />@Nikki aka Widdle Shamrock - behave!<br /><br />@James (SeattleDad) - good god....Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-57321108655268523802009-08-27T04:34:11.678+01:002009-08-27T04:34:11.678+01:006-12 months? If she is still nursing at 2 years y...6-12 months? If she is still nursing at 2 years you will still not have won one. Give up now! There is my advice.James (SeattleDad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04087365610002249685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-33904335109276443412009-08-27T03:28:36.784+01:002009-08-27T03:28:36.784+01:00I am still spinning at the thought of a man winnin...I am still spinning at the thought of a man winning an argument.<br /><br />I want to know how and when that has ever happened and has it been chronicled in the journals of history somewhere?<br /><br />6-12 months **snigger snigger** You keep telling yourself that sweets.Nikki aka Widdle Shamrockhttp://widdleshamrock.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-59951437615691391972009-08-27T00:12:14.776+01:002009-08-27T00:12:14.776+01:00You're screwed forever. Once she isn't pre...You're screwed forever. Once she isn't pregnant then the 'did YOU push a baby out of your vagina? NO? Well then, I don't think you have a say' starts.<br /><br />Although I'm pretty sure giving birth next to badgers would be dangerous. Don't let her do that one. Human growing or not.Veronicahttp://somedaywewillsleep.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-29751032053319060552009-08-27T00:11:37.651+01:002009-08-27T00:11:37.651+01:00Still so very happy for you both!Still so very happy for you both!Avenoreply@blogger.com