tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post1115749173728126308..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: Don't listen to meMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-47960256546043934392008-10-28T22:48:00.000+00:002008-10-28T22:48:00.000+00:00@Maxi - BOTH hands indeed...@Maxi - BOTH hands indeed...Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-68005755184133946082008-10-24T19:38:00.000+01:002008-10-24T19:38:00.000+01:00A month?I could get that amount of non sex done in...A month?<BR/><BR/>I could get that amount of non sex done in a week, with both hands tied behind my back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-28476817904847722062008-10-24T19:34:00.000+01:002008-10-24T19:34:00.000+01:00@Womb for improvement - the naivety indeed, makes ...@Womb for improvement - the naivety indeed, makes me laugh sometimes.<BR/><BR/>@Abritdifferent - habit eh? hmmmm nuns...<BR/><BR/>@TW - cheeky...<BR/><BR/>@bsouth - I'll have a few more stupid comments before I get to say anything like that I reckon. <BR/><BR/>@Tanya - You okay?<BR/><BR/>@Karen MEG - I'd take boring and average ANY day!<BR/><BR/>@Widdle Shamrock - Phonetic Blasphemy, noice...<BR/><BR/>@Tracey - Hmmmph. Feck off.<BR/><BR/>@Tismee2 - Porn? never... it's more a 'carry on' scenario isn't it?<BR/>All suggestion and puns, nothing graphic?Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-16799382546688155442008-10-24T19:18:00.000+01:002008-10-24T19:18:00.000+01:00Damn, I got sent a great e-mail photo today of a m...Damn, I got sent a great e-mail photo today of a man who could tie his 'winkie'in a knot. Now if you could do that it would keep us entertained while we are waiting for you to start bumping uglies again.<BR/><BR/>Do you ever feel like you are the stars of some cheap porn show? All these people, all over the world waiting for you to 'do it'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-46828552695490803512008-10-24T11:36:00.000+01:002008-10-24T11:36:00.000+01:00Maybe!Maybe!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-21386910165234766142008-10-24T09:05:00.000+01:002008-10-24T09:05:00.000+01:00Just a thought....you are Oirish Cat o lic . Maybe...Just a thought....you are Oirish Cat o lic . Maybe if you turned Proddie, you would get your woife up da duff.<BR/><BR/>KIDDING !!!!! Jay Sus Mary and Joe sif.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-31341911210147336552008-10-24T04:12:00.000+01:002008-10-24T04:12:00.000+01:00I would have LOVED to know what was going on in my...I would have LOVED to know what was going on in my brain early on in the process. I know by the time I was where you are in your journey I was beyond coherent, so frustrated and bitter was I... so I must commend you for keeping it real and, believe it or not, at the root of it all, I can still see that you're still very, very hopeful. As you should be. <BR/><BR/>You, X, naive, innocent maybe... stupid, foolish, never. And of course you never expect it to take18 months or beyond... because average stats say it shouldn't. I know "average" sounds so boring, doesn't it? I just wish that we didn't have to prove ourselves so extraordinary by taking so friggin' long to get pregnant. Frustrating club to belong to... but I do see a light for you, my friend, I do. Hang in there, blueballs and all... it'll happen.Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-13496014885598888742008-10-23T22:54:00.000+01:002008-10-23T22:54:00.000+01:00I didn't laugh, I didn't frown and I didn't scratc...I didn't laugh, I didn't frown and I didn't scratch my head. I don't know what to write.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-61020643253487452592008-10-23T22:35:00.000+01:002008-10-23T22:35:00.000+01:00I think you're bearing up very well - I can hardly...I think you're bearing up very well - I can hardly feel the tension.<BR/><BR/>But, try not to be so hard on yourself - if we all had the gift of hindsight we'd all say far fewer stupid things.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and when you get there, try and remember that "it's a baby, it drinks milk and shits, how hard can it be?" is more stupid than all of your other comments put together!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-42373488304239199752008-10-23T21:50:00.000+01:002008-10-23T21:50:00.000+01:00;) Oops, this seems to have fallen off my earlie...;) Oops, this seems to have fallen off my earlier comment. Not sure how that happened?Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01841061002812831359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-64947861449956762632008-10-23T21:46:00.000+01:002008-10-23T21:46:00.000+01:00Apparently, if you do something long enough, it be...Apparently, if you do something long enough, it becomes a habit. Nothing wrong with a full tank of petrol, I say.<BR/><BR/>Hindsight is amazing, isn't it? I have to admit though, lawn movers aren't very forgiving, especially the petrol-powered ones. You might want to go with something a little less scar-permanent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-80128608568694713942008-10-23T19:40:00.000+01:002008-10-23T19:40:00.000+01:00Bless. You don't really think we listen to you do ...Bless. You don't really think we listen to you do you? But thanks for the warning.<BR/><BR/>5 weeks, the naivety. It seems absolutely incredible to think that some people do manage to get knocked up within that time span. But maybe I'm just hanging out with the wrong folk.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07336643483655255680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-44976543018823323882008-10-23T18:45:00.000+01:002008-10-23T18:45:00.000+01:00@Tiff - Gee thanks ;0)@Cindy (and poor old forgott...@Tiff - Gee thanks ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Cindy (and poor old forgotten Brian) - Thank you, I'm very glad.<BR/><BR/>@Veronica - don't use rubber bands? speaking from experience?<BR/><BR/>@Angel - there's an image!<BR/><BR/>@Missy M - Don't ever worry about commenting for the sake of it, it's great that you read at all.<BR/>Especially a broadcasting star such as your fine self!<BR/><BR/>Thank you M.<BR/><BR/>@Bluestreak - Creative/Demented, same difference...<BR/><BR/>@Conortje - a scissors, surely...<BR/><BR/>@Kelley - like the er...PC?<BR/><BR/>@Jo Beaufoix - Wicked as in nasty? <BR/><BR/>@Sarah - Ooooh, maybe I just will!<BR/><BR/>@Jenni - I don't buy that, Jesus was an ICSI baby I reckon.<BR/><BR/>@Chaos - er...Maybe I'll just call that plan B eh?<BR/><BR/>@Marie - and double drat!<BR/><BR/>@Putz - Thank you sir, I find it remarkable how you find the connection with all this.<BR/>Different generation, different worlds, but the same basic experiences.<BR/><BR/>@Elle Charlie - Absolutely, the <BR/>innocence of those days is almost funny.<BR/><BR/>@Vicki - I have heard that. Although our (okay, her) go-goo is okay.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it, hope the archives don't bore you to death!<BR/><BR/>@Fate's Granddaughter - It's all just in the name of fun, I'm not actually beating myself up for real!<BR/><BR/>but shame on you for the relax line!<BR/>;0)Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-48874560508532608922008-10-23T17:11:00.000+01:002008-10-23T17:11:00.000+01:00As much as I find your self-deprication extraordin...As much as I find your self-deprication extraordinarily entertaining, you really must lay off yourself for a while. I am certain you have given yourself (and Spencer for that matter) a complex of massive proportions. <BR/><BR/>Is that as bad as saying "relax, and just when you don't expect it to happen it will" ?Fate's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02191929279542707748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-59397675106544420072008-10-23T16:15:00.000+01:002008-10-23T16:15:00.000+01:00I'm sure you've heard this before but try Robituss...I'm sure you've heard this before but try Robitussin. It supposedly thins the "fluids" so that the little guys have an easier swim. Not sure that it works, I just heard it somewhere. That's the only advice I have. I'm new here so don't throw anything at me. I promise to read your archives and catch up. I will keep you in my prayers and cheer for your little swimmers in my head. (Trying real hard not to get a mental picture complete with cheerleading uniform with sperm on front...hehe.)<BR/><BR/>Good luck and consider this the time to enjoy some things you haven't done it a while, like go out to eat, visit people you haven't seen in a while, or just crash on the couch with a good movie and a huge bowl of popcorn.<BR/><BR/>Sorry for the long comment. Just wanted to say hi for the first time! So...HI!! *waves frantically*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-56314848819858759262008-10-23T15:41:00.000+01:002008-10-23T15:41:00.000+01:00Looking back is certainly filled with ironies, in'...Looking back is certainly filled with ironies, in'it?Elle Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165641048700957796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-35451973308408476222008-10-23T15:18:00.000+01:002008-10-23T15:18:00.000+01:00mostly i just tease, i just think of all the thing...mostly i just tease, i just think of all the things i heard and re heard when i was going through this and it makes me mad...it also makes me sad...i get melencolly often and i really don't have the answers, you don't have the answers, your readers don't have the answers...but i do appreciate all the support you getPutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-1324711180186336422008-10-23T14:39:00.000+01:002008-10-23T14:39:00.000+01:00Drat.Drat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91752809865434452182008-10-23T14:29:00.000+01:002008-10-23T14:29:00.000+01:00I hear the "hotel" has nice straight jackets this ...I hear the "hotel" has nice straight jackets this time of year. If you want "my advice, take down your pants and slide on the ice!"Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895977449691606873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-689463922312994232008-10-23T13:29:00.000+01:002008-10-23T13:29:00.000+01:00Immaculate conception has happened before. So, E ...Immaculate conception has happened before. So, E just might get pregnant with the next messiah without even trying.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-68080342611830703282008-10-23T13:09:00.000+01:002008-10-23T13:09:00.000+01:00Greedy.Well then love, you'll have to wait your tu...Greedy.<BR/><BR/>Well then love, you'll have to wait your turn.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11746229523316282053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-31662056269500233422008-10-23T12:46:00.000+01:002008-10-23T12:46:00.000+01:00Hee hee, yiou are a wicked writer xbox. Maybe you...Hee hee, yiou are a wicked writer xbox. <BR/><BR/>Maybe you should hump a chair leg or something to erm, calm yourself down??Jo Beaufoixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00957369658590225971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-84140905421134437622008-10-23T11:30:00.000+01:002008-10-23T11:30:00.000+01:00Get thee some porn for christsakes... and stay awa...Get thee some porn for christsakes... and stay away from anything that has blades or plugs into the wall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-15923529756390440912008-10-23T11:20:00.000+01:002008-10-23T11:20:00.000+01:00Just wondering what the offspring of a lawnmower m...Just wondering what the offspring of a lawnmower might look like...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-90505233548853077632008-10-23T11:02:00.000+01:002008-10-23T11:02:00.000+01:00Non-humpage is good for your creative writing, alt...Non-humpage is good for your creative writing, although not for your sense of reason. Please step away from the lawnmower.Bluestreakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07350399171607670916noreply@blogger.com