tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post1189712999681965586..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: Mother Nature & Uri Geller walk into a barMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-41872698205058612462008-04-24T23:10:00.000+01:002008-04-24T23:10:00.000+01:00@Ashley - SO basically, there is no way of knowing...@Ashley - SO basically, there is no way of knowing whatsoever...<BR/><BR/>@Khyle - Uri needs the publicity ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Tyler - Exactly, something, like that reversing truck beeping noise...<BR/><BR/>@Quickroute - Can't afford MJ, fucking OPKs cost a fortune.<BR/><BR/>@justmytlife - I'd give a finger or two to combustion if I could.<BR/><BR/>@Lyssa - Those symtoms sound like an average Thursday round here<BR/><BR/>@Roth Family Adventures - You don't NEED his services, remember?<BR/><BR/>@NUkeDad - A moment to vomit, please.<BR/><BR/>@Kori - Uri Geller is...er... quite undescribable<BR/><BR/>@Jenni - as the saying goes, 'I'll believe it when I see it'<BR/><BR/>@Thalias Child - If I smelled lovely baking cookies in this house I would assume ET was kidnapped and replaced by someone else.<BR/><BR/>@bsouth - See, I DO have good ideas...<BR/><BR/>@wornoutwoman - You are easily amused<BR/><BR/>@SNowmanpoop - 'Beat it' hahaha, I kill me.<BR/><BR/>@Erika - Mmmmmaw. Kind words, makes me nervous, but nice all the same. THank you oh wordy one ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Anja - snort, true.<BR/><BR/>@Frog pond's Rock - Im sure it'll catch on.<BR/><BR/>@Momo Fali - and not a severed ear in sight!<BR/><BR/>@Immoral Matriarch - was that a request?<BR/><BR/>@LaskiGal - Tell me more...!<BR/><BR/>@Veronica - I think it would take more than sapphire nails to convince me of my own pregnancy<BR/><BR/>@Missives - I was young, in college, needed the money... <BR/><BR/>@Dan - 16 miles on a Sausage sandwich perhaps?<BR/><BR/>@Married Leos - Tell the queen i said theres no need to thank me ;0)<BR/><BR/>@A whole lot of nothing - where did Oprah come into it? has she bought kids now too?<BR/><BR/>@Huckdoll - She doesnt even notice when I'm delivering anymore!<BR/><BR/>@Rob Monroe - Thank you very much Sir, appreciated.<BR/><BR/>@Putz - Bless you putz... you're as nuts as I am....<BR/><BR/>@Tismee2 - 10 months? I've already had 12....Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12160603343634911942008-04-24T22:25:00.000+01:002008-04-24T22:25:00.000+01:00'Rubbing Uglies' did it for me. You have such a w...'Rubbing Uglies' did it for me. You have such a way of describing things.<BR/><BR/>I go with the other women for non combustion, but can also confirm that I 'knew' the second time, despite it being totally unexpected. Call it women's intuition.<BR/><BR/>I'm so looking forward to reading about the ten months of pregnancy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-59187755762112700142008-04-24T21:42:00.000+01:002008-04-24T21:42:00.000+01:00a drum roll, please, i envision a shy bunch of hal...a drum roll, please, i envision a shy bunch of halfed soused sperm standing in a corner at a party, talking quietely about sperm sports, and sperm polotics and then all of a sunnden one leaps from the group in the midst of some insane laughter as the embarassing moment has arrived, i really don't know what i envision nowPutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-52216286474645166322008-04-24T19:21:00.000+01:002008-04-24T19:21:00.000+01:00I really like the glowing belly idea. ET really w...I really like the glowing belly idea. ET really would be ET!<BR/><BR/>Blue toenails would be a fun indicator. Fairly private, but show-off-able too. I would request sky blue over busted-toenail-blue. That's a gross color!<BR/><BR/>Wishing you the best.Rob Monroehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15213481414668281312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-54840782935213241882008-04-24T17:43:00.000+01:002008-04-24T17:43:00.000+01:00Ahhh, your girl will just "know" when she's spermi...Ahhh, your girl will just "know" when she's sperminated, isn't that what they say?<BR/><BR/>In all honesty, I did have a "know" moment while walking to the store to buy a bottle of wine. It hit me like a ton of bricks and I turned left to the pharmacy, rather than right to the wine and low and behold, I was preggers.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07492761626352593047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-45024261470967604132008-04-24T15:27:00.000+01:002008-04-24T15:27:00.000+01:00Sending positive Michael Jackson/Uri Gellar/Oprah ...Sending positive Michael Jackson/Uri Gellar/Oprah thoughts your way. <BR/><BR/>And my fertile innards' vibes.Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02242115803102270369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-24527261161237835002008-04-24T12:19:00.000+01:002008-04-24T12:19:00.000+01:00Uri rubbing himself and moaning. Well I won't be ...Uri rubbing himself and moaning. Well I won't be needing to think about baseball the next I need to last a little longer. I'll be lucky now to even get it up after having that picture in my head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-9580478412779954172008-04-24T10:05:00.000+01:002008-04-24T10:05:00.000+01:00Uri rubbing and moaning to himself?For some reason...Uri rubbing and moaning to himself?<BR/><BR/>For some reason I feel quite ill now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-48020383617309140252008-04-24T06:06:00.000+01:002008-04-24T06:06:00.000+01:00I hope that's the first time you've ever encourage...I hope that's the first time you've ever encouraged another man to rub himself while contemplating your wife's innards. And the last.<BR/><BR/>Is Uri Geller still alive?Missives From Suburbiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01485646154495428913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-38078145643359734062008-04-24T05:48:00.000+01:002008-04-24T05:48:00.000+01:00I think that as soonas you fall pregnant, your toe...I think that as soonas you fall pregnant, your toenails should turn blue. <BR/><BR/>That way there would be no doubt that you were pregnant.Veronica Foalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519401661788911341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-84339863110000135712008-04-24T04:16:00.000+01:002008-04-24T04:16:00.000+01:00"I've also been thinking about the power of positi..."I've also been thinking about the power of positive thought!" <BR/><BR/>It works . . .Laskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12001998549713092381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-13558894950636121392008-04-24T02:24:00.000+01:002008-04-24T02:24:00.000+01:00LMFAO!!! You friggin' KILL me.LMFAO!!! <BR/><BR/>You friggin' KILL me.MarĂahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11222253058280821035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-49075263103743172702008-04-24T01:12:00.000+01:002008-04-24T01:12:00.000+01:00Oh my. You paint quite a picture.Oh my. You paint quite a picture.Momo Falihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-47004028885247106052008-04-24T00:41:00.000+01:002008-04-24T00:41:00.000+01:00mmm I have heard of children being called rugrats,...mmm I have heard of children being called rugrats, crumbcrunchers, anklebiters.. but balcony danglers..oh dear the imagery the imagery...<BR/><BR/>*goes away to have a bex and a good lie down*<BR/><BR/>hehehehehefrog ponds rock...https://www.blogger.com/profile/06993183713914418876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-16809592049341827692008-04-23T23:43:00.000+01:002008-04-23T23:43:00.000+01:00Dude, I'm reasonably sure that when Uri touches hi...Dude, I'm reasonably sure that when Uri touches himself, he doesn't think about women.The Miss of Abysshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15652998767163857816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-53685766028941696292008-04-23T23:00:00.000+01:002008-04-23T23:00:00.000+01:00Finding your blog last week was the best ever. You...Finding your blog last week was the best ever. You're hilarious! And you're really good at striking the balance between the serious and absurd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-35329126717299758332008-04-23T22:57:00.000+01:002008-04-23T22:57:00.000+01:00the fact that Micheal Jackson has kids scares me.....the fact that Micheal Jackson has kids scares me... badStacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04261744998143693124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-72700306827849088832008-04-23T22:33:00.000+01:002008-04-23T22:33:00.000+01:00I have read your blog you silly guy. LOVE this po...I have read your blog you silly guy. LOVE this post...hilarious! The most entertaining one to date!Kimberly McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12221063798391890358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-9009770065160142602008-04-23T20:54:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:54:00.000+01:00Blimey, you're right, I'd never even considered it...Blimey, you're right, I'd never even considered it. There should be some kind of sign. I didn't know I was pregnant until I suddenly realised something hadn't happened. I would have been quite amused by a flaming appendage. Anything to brighten up the day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2257532166624249262008-04-23T20:31:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:31:00.000+01:00Another no vote on the flaming appendage notificat...Another no vote on the flaming appendage notification of conception.<BR/><BR/>I might opt for a lovely 'sugar cookies baking' smell though.<BR/><BR/>"ooh, my dear, you smell just like sugar cookies... You must be knocked up!"<BR/><BR/>That could be nice. But only if the smell went away before morning sickness sets in.Madam Crunchypantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11105080184570652882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26980105683791238372008-04-23T20:26:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:26:00.000+01:00We have to deal with the whole physical manifistat...We have to deal with the whole physical manifistation of beijng pregnant for the better part of a year, and spewing forth a young one from our loins. I think that's why we are spared flaming conceptions (you shall agree once you witness the above.)Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-65204091126686598622008-04-23T20:13:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:13:00.000+01:00Hm, I knew immediately wit hthe last one-like, eve...Hm, I knew immediately wit hthe last one-like, even though I was on the pill and even though I was SO not wanting or hoping or even thinking about EVER getting knocked up again, I knew within a couple of weeks-So I agree with lyssa about the heightened sense of smell. also, implantation feels like a really shar cramp on one side, and is pretty unmistakeable.<BR/><BR/>As an aside, I have no clue AT ALL who Uri Gellar is-and I think I am glad.Korihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523892197119604721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-7249515625630977692008-04-23T20:10:00.001+01:002008-04-23T20:10:00.001+01:00God, I hope Uri doesn't get confused in all the ma...God, I hope Uri doesn't get confused in all the madness and end up bending YOUR spoon; poor Spencer would have to learn how to negotiate a right or left turn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-45933841988170088582008-04-23T20:10:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:10:00.000+01:00I don't know if I'd want Uri thinking of my wife's...I don't know if I'd want Uri thinking of my wife's innards. Oh wait, thinking is fine, but touching is definitely out of the question.Jason Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12344040175168572355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-77380197146201808762008-04-23T20:00:00.000+01:002008-04-23T20:00:00.000+01:00Actually, a lot of women might agree with me on th...Actually, a lot of women might agree with me on this, there were signs pretty quickly (well before the pregnancy test), but I just didn't know about them the first time. Watch ET for enhanced smelling ability (like brownies baking in another country), sensitive breasteses and the being positive her period is about to start. Also, watch for her forgetting things, like her credit card at the pharmacy and your name. ALL happened to me almost immediately.Lyssahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11810050461440767871noreply@blogger.com