tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post5160762104155880719..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: I said 'Nappy', dammitMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-69927977408162919412008-05-29T10:56:00.000+01:002008-05-29T10:56:00.000+01:00@Justmylife - Funny is never too far away, not in ...@Justmylife - Funny is never too far away, not in my head anyway.<BR/><BR/>@Missy M - Genital jesting is a MUST for any thriving relationship!<BR/><BR/>@James Austin - I've caught you on later posts. Thank you sir!<BR/><BR/>@Tysdaddy - I'm curious, what did you think the name meant BEFORE?<BR/>I reckon people think I'm a bit weird.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the kind wishes. They are very much appreciated.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-68526030492779052672008-05-28T23:27:00.000+01:002008-05-28T23:27:00.000+01:00Hey, I've seen your comments on other blogs, so I ...Hey, <BR/><BR/>I've seen your comments on other blogs, so I thought I'd swing by. After reading this post, your name now makes perfect sense. <BR/><BR/>Dude, my heart goes out to you and yours. I hope for you guys . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-84516166505909662112008-05-20T22:09:00.000+01:002008-05-20T22:09:00.000+01:00First time visitor, X. Hang in there man. It too...First time visitor, X. Hang in there man. It took us 4 years to conceive and about 5 before our son arrived. It was well worth all the crazy shit we had to deal with. Out.James (SeattleDad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04087365610002249685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-77189421491930412012008-05-16T09:55:00.000+01:002008-05-16T09:55:00.000+01:00can i just say that knob jokes are ALWAYS welcome ...can i just say that knob jokes are ALWAYS welcome round my place, if you feel the need to vent.<BR/><BR/>Living with Meeester M over the years has made me immune to shock.Misssy Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16499765849677367656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-55219711264020223312008-05-15T18:44:00.000+01:002008-05-15T18:44:00.000+01:00Glad the funny is back! But gross on the rash!Glad the funny is back! But gross on the rash!justmylifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11374379802087502624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-84229827577781535962008-05-15T15:45:00.000+01:002008-05-15T15:45:00.000+01:00@Suze - No such thing as TMI around here anymore.....@Suze - No such thing as TMI around here anymore...!<BR/><BR/>@Mike - I actually knew what Windex was, I was just insinuating that Kelley was such a domestic disaster that she, would not ;-)<BR/><BR/>great minds indeed, I had it written, and re-read it and thought, some git is gonna nail me on that one, hence the last line added!<BR/><BR/>That joke is just class, I shall be annoying everyone with it all weekend.<BR/><BR/>@Dondi Tiples - I'm hanging! thanks, it's nice to know it's fun to read sometimes.<BR/><BR/>@Ed - thanks for that mental image...scarred.for.life.<BR/><BR/>@Tismee2 - I MAY have just made that up, but I live by it, so go for it!<BR/><BR/>@Newbie - You are my new favourite person ever. I hadn't ever seen that site before, some good links to be found there.<BR/>and I'm chuffed there's finally a couple of UK/Ireland people popping up.<BR/>Thanks very much.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-38511908915759118032008-05-15T14:16:00.000+01:002008-05-15T14:16:00.000+01:00I hope it's ok with you Xbox, but I've nominated y...I hope it's ok with you Xbox, but I've nominated your post for Post of the Week as I absolutely loved it, and hope they will too!<BR/><BR/>(http://postoftheweek.com/)Newbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00049000568700924125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-50038889111803457522008-05-15T14:07:00.000+01:002008-05-15T14:07:00.000+01:00Wow thanks for telling me that waving at magpies n...Wow thanks for telling me that waving at magpies negates the luck. I never knew that! Now I know why it never works.<BR/><BR/>you know you learn something every day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-60022962416391247362008-05-15T14:06:00.000+01:002008-05-15T14:06:00.000+01:00I've got that rash!!! BUt I really LOVE myself so...I've got that rash!!! BUt I really LOVE myself so maybe it's not the same.Ed (zoesdad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05407108771231260027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91681832707707927812008-05-15T02:40:00.000+01:002008-05-15T02:40:00.000+01:00Hang in there, hey. I really had a laugh reading t...Hang in there, hey. I really had a laugh reading this post, for all that.Dondi Tipleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01926957237171710368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12683841713635472142008-05-15T01:08:00.000+01:002008-05-15T01:08:00.000+01:00Hey XBOX,In response to your response to Kelly.Win...Hey XBOX,<BR/><BR/>In response to your response to Kelly.<BR/><BR/>Windex = An Ammonia based window cleaner in a squirt bottle, sold in the US. Watch a movie called "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". The bride's father uses Windex to cure everything.<BR/><BR/>You're second to the last sentence sad "for skin", and I was going to jump at the chance to give you a good ribbing about that until I read the last sentence. You beat me to it. Great minds, and all that.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of poking your eye out, I came across this joke yesterday and could not stop laughing.<BR/><BR/>I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,<BR/>and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'<BR/><BR/>The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in<BR/>the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....<BR/><BR/>Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!<BR/>Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...<BR/><BR/>Regards!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-81934136589144351492008-05-15T01:00:00.000+01:002008-05-15T01:00:00.000+01:00Maybe TMI, but cool anyway :)Blackmores make a goo...Maybe TMI, but cool anyway :)<BR/><BR/>Blackmores make a good eczema cream. All natural yadda, yadda, yadda.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91460912386681928102008-05-14T22:37:00.000+01:002008-05-14T22:37:00.000+01:00@Angel - On the days when we are just 'covering t...@Angel - On the days when we are just 'covering the bases' it's a breeze. When it comes to D-Day less so, but I struggle on, the martyr that I am.<BR/><BR/>Up to now, ET has escaped the real invasive stuff, with only one real examination, that will all change from a week on Monday I expect.<BR/><BR/>Get a knittin' Mrs!<BR/>;0)<BR/><BR/>@Kelley - I'll say something nice about you on your blog if you can even tell me what Windex is?<BR/><BR/>@baby~amore - Funny, if I asked ye how I should encourage myself, I'd probably have my blog banned from 30 US states ;0)<BR/><BR/>It is really becoming apparent how much of a lack of resources for fellas there are. I feel quite Bono about it at this stage!<BR/><BR/>The booties worked for you, I'm happy with that much!<BR/><BR/>@A whole lot of nothing - I'M messed up? How's hubby doing on the slots there? college fund whittled away yet?...<BR/><BR/>@Erika - please do! but I demand they be rainbow coloured.<BR/><BR/>@Captain Steve - You are correct with penis. Now re-read and laugh heartily, I command you.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, I don't always come across clear to folk on other continents.<BR/><BR/>@Putz - I guess you remember enough. Seriously, were there these methods etc 35 years ago? wow.<BR/>You are a bit of a pioneer.<BR/>and 35 years on, we fellas have the same issues!<BR/><BR/>@Tismee2 - 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl, 4 for a boy, and on t goes...<BR/><BR/>Waving at them, negates the luck, i.e you REALLY want to wave at just one, to avoid sorrow.<BR/><BR/>@bsouth - 7... have you not been reading the blog?<BR/><BR/>;0)Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2306933488812171632008-05-14T22:06:00.000+01:002008-05-14T22:06:00.000+01:00But, if you had 7 kids then you could buy yourself...But, if you had 7 kids then you could buy yourself a new games console for each one as a prize. We've got a PS2, Xbox 360 and a Wii. Wait a minute, we've only got 2 children. I wonder if my husband is trying to tell me something!<BR/><BR/>Hang in there. You'll be ok.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-13871002559630318782008-05-14T20:37:00.000+01:002008-05-14T20:37:00.000+01:00I count magpies and say 'Good Morning Mr magpie' w...I count magpies and say 'Good Morning Mr magpie' whenever I see one. What you trying to say?<BR/><BR/>You know you could end up with seven kids or something and then you might wish you hadn't swapped them for your X Box.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-62467997242249663172008-05-14T16:34:00.000+01:002008-05-14T16:34:00.000+01:00as i remember it all, i felt some kind of pride th...as i remember it all, i felt some kind of pride that my wife had to rely so much on me for her success, but when we actually go to the redetermined time and place, my confidence went out the window with my libido...of course that was 35 years ago, so what do i know or remember?????????Putzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-39746566632809776222008-05-14T15:16:00.000+01:002008-05-14T15:16:00.000+01:00Okay: what's a knob? I'm thinking either penis or...Okay: what's a knob? I'm thinking either penis or breast, and I'm leaning towards penis due to the whole context, but I'm not certain. <BR/><BR/>Also: oh, your poor poor sister.Captain Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11922101498348137121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-32554365913816882602008-05-14T14:55:00.000+01:002008-05-14T14:55:00.000+01:00I'm so going to start sleeping with booties under ...I'm so going to start sleeping with booties under my pillow for you and ET.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12116318551921914062008-05-14T14:30:00.000+01:002008-05-14T14:30:00.000+01:00You're just all sorts of messed up.You're just all sorts of messed up.Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02242115803102270369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26291989519159814282008-05-14T13:26:00.000+01:002008-05-14T13:26:00.000+01:00OH - My husband was so sick of it - timed "relat...OH - My husband was so sick of it - timed "relations" or just practising and 'building the boys up' in the end he feined sleep or begged for a night off.<BR/><BR/>I only told my virtual friends about our awesome sex life and TTC ...and it was so cool to be able ask online friends how to 'err' encourage hubby's efforts when the he had to deliver at an the exact time and the pressure was on ... if /in case he just couldn't 'perform' and coax the fellows into the jar ... you said TMI<BR/><BR/>I still swear by my little yellow booties - we had two pair too ! <BR/><BR/>I have no advice about your nasty rash...<BR/><BR/>As they say keep you wit and sense of humour ... your honesty too I am in a we of. My hubby had no one to talk too ... I had hundreds.♥.Trish.♥ Drumboyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13482654455512269065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-11123185022671432462008-05-14T12:37:00.000+01:002008-05-14T12:37:00.000+01:00just pee on it. Or Windex. I have heard that cur...just pee on it. Or Windex. I have heard that cures everything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26868703415408825522008-05-14T10:41:00.000+01:002008-05-14T10:41:00.000+01:00This post was extremely educational! I always ima...This post was extremely educational! I always imagined the pressure of trying to concieve would make a man less randy! Obviously you're a man who works well under stress.<BR/><BR/>I do feel your pain. Well, your wife's, anyway. If she's like me, she has no pride, humility, or anxiety left. She'll drop her pants and mount a table with stirrups on command. Just admitting that is horrifying yet completely true for me. I get the whole tilted cervix thing, too! Creepy.<BR/><BR/>I admit, it did take me a bit to translate your name, but I eventually worked it out in my twisted mind which made me like you even more. A man willing to part with his video game in exchange for poopy filled nappies is a good man indeed!<BR/><BR/>Take those booties?! Hell no! I'll personally make you two more and send them if you think it will help!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-62559551517581413672008-05-14T09:29:00.000+01:002008-05-14T09:29:00.000+01:00@Rachel - I know I've touched a lot of people, but...@Rachel - I know I've touched a lot of people, but after the court case I wasn't allowed back on the bus route, so that's stopped.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, your kind words are unwarranted but greatly, greatly appreciated.<BR/>Thank you.<BR/><BR/>@Jenni - I wanna rub it in your face ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Lyssa Ireland Thomas - Suckers for punishment I think, or just 'icky junkies'.<BR/><BR/>@Lance - Elbows it is...dude...<BR/><BR/>@Maggie, Dammit - Thank you, and this from a grown up writer. The Dammit was a nod to you, but I STILL maintain it should be 'Damnit'<BR/><BR/>@Shamelessly Sassy - Basically when you cook then...<BR/><BR/>@Breigh - Here's a secret, fellas don't like to be 'led', let him think it's his idea and then you've no problems.<BR/>That sounds EXACTLY like the reaction I have, wee watery blister/bumps. <BR/>Not sure about heat causing it though, I've had it on and off for months now.<BR/><BR/>@Kori - I really would love to hear your lunch time conversations if that the case!<BR/><BR/>@JT - I think it's better I don't answer that for everyone's sake, by all means come back, thats the idea!<BR/><BR/>@Jeremy - Cheers, first time I've ever had it.<BR/><BR/>@Momo Fali - would you believe that's what we were told in school by the christian brothers...?<BR/><BR/>@Andria - I've had the failure feeling, but I'm over that, the more open you are about things the less shame there is to feel.<BR/>Thank you.<BR/><BR/>@John B - You're in trouble for that comment I bet... I dunno, the more you get the more you want I reckon, having the week break or so every few weeks is a great recharge and off you go again!<BR/><BR/>@Roth Family Adventures - you mean I could get an all over rash for a ford focus?<BR/><BR/>@Wpat - I can't get any bloody games for the original any more, that pisses me off. I must remember to beg microsfot again for an upgrade.<BR/><BR/>@Nola - It never really leaves...Hayfever?<BR/><BR/>@Julie - thank you, that's very kind of you to say Julie.<BR/><BR/>@Immoral Matriarch - Is that 3 Ewws at one particular part or an individual Eww for 3 separate parts?<BR/><BR/>@Veronica - I'd rather chop it off than go to a Dutch chemist. Although wait, it's my right hand, so maybe not.<BR/>And YES, getting more generates wanting more.<BR/><BR/>Dirty girl...Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-6301582220680588642008-05-14T04:57:00.000+01:002008-05-14T04:57:00.000+01:00Have to love my typos.*Spread*youAnd now this comm...Have to love my typos.<BR/><BR/>*Spread<BR/><BR/>*you<BR/><BR/>And now this comment looks dirty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-72903572825539147782008-05-14T04:54:00.000+01:002008-05-14T04:54:00.000+01:00That rash needs looking at. Go to the chemist and ...That rash needs looking at. Go to the chemist and buy some excema cream. Trust me on this one, I had a rash very similar when I was stressed to death at work and it spred from my wrist to my elbow. Not pretty.<BR/><BR/>Apparently the more sex your have the more you want. I can vouch for that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com