tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post6061726445746170549..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: Not bad for €10 an hourMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-23076593483711066532008-04-11T21:27:00.000+01:002008-04-11T21:27:00.000+01:00Surely you cannot be any more neurotic and screwed...<I>Surely you cannot be any more neurotic and screwed up than I am</I><BR/><BR/>Oh how I laughed... trust me, I CAN be...Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-53065194724976576752008-04-11T20:37:00.000+01:002008-04-11T20:37:00.000+01:00I have two teenagers; you can have either, be they...I have two teenagers; you can have either, be they willing or not. Surely you cannot be any more neurotic and screwed up than I am! I do have an almost 9 year old-you can't have him, because he still makes me laugh instead of wanting to strangle him, nor can you have the almost two year old-he is too cute still.Korihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523892197119604721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-68331143981279832008-04-10T15:20:00.000+01:002008-04-10T15:20:00.000+01:00@Dan - Nice take... I might be up for nappy duty t...@Dan - Nice take... I might be up for nappy duty then. <BR/>ok thats a wee bit sick.<BR/><BR/>@Nissa - should be interesting, she's only a baby anyway, so how hard can it be, right?<BR/><BR/>I try to catch up with everyone who visits so don't be surprised if I follow you home... ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Roth Family Adventures - I MIGHT be able to convince everyone that we conceived, carried, and gave birth to a 2 year old in the space of a week, but his accent would just give the game away<BR/><BR/>@Snowmanpoop - that DOES sound, er, tempting...<BR/><BR/>@Russ - I'm thinking of getting it tattooed. <BR/><BR/>@NukeDad - Yeah, that's me taken care of, but what about the kid?<BR/><BR/>@foreigner By Default - I very nearly ended up there instead of here actually. But I read that you cant flush after 10 pm or some such insane thing, so I declined.<BR/><BR/>@Tara R - If it aint mine, i aint changing it, no way, no how.<BR/><BR/>@Kelley - terrorist?<BR/>Osama Boo Laden.<BR/><BR/>got a ring to it...<BR/><BR/>@Joeprah - that's cheating, you know she's too cute...<BR/><BR/>@Momo Fali - Luck & alcohol. Although I hear that's frowned upon.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-81205214983898187712008-04-10T00:42:00.000+01:002008-04-10T00:42:00.000+01:00I would wish you tons of luck, but I believe I rea...I would wish you tons of luck, but I believe I read you got the date wrong. So, I'll wish you two tons of luck next week.Momo Falihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12341169998215209262008-04-09T04:52:00.000+01:002008-04-09T04:52:00.000+01:00I think you are already booked, but dude, my littl...I think you are already booked, but dude, my little one, I am in need of a round of golf...how about you come over and watch her like 4 times this spring. Thanks!Joeprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15249876940389431970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-938257612767386352008-04-09T01:31:00.000+01:002008-04-09T01:31:00.000+01:00You can baby sit mine. Tiny terrorist Boo and two...You can baby sit mine. Tiny terrorist Boo and two teenage girls. Yeah. Will have ya screaming for the hills it will. And a lesson in what NOT to do with your own sprog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-30348600334933223642008-04-08T16:11:00.000+01:002008-04-08T16:11:00.000+01:00Hubs and I have used our beloved son as birth cont...Hubs and I have used our beloved son as birth control for several couples... just remember when you're changing those nappies to point the spigot toward the baby or you can find yourself needing a change.Tara R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02993625193184914299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-46048767592979510792008-04-08T15:18:00.000+01:002008-04-08T15:18:00.000+01:00Good luck in Switzerland! Make sure you'll keep bl...Good luck in Switzerland! Make sure you'll keep blogging from there!<BR/><BR/>Or else...Foreigner by Defaulthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13926393397327528006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-18801019673294932572008-04-08T04:19:00.000+01:002008-04-08T04:19:00.000+01:00In case videos and games don't work when bed time ...In case videos and games don't work when bed time rolls around, pack some benadryl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-29502707158336782232008-04-07T21:19:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:19:00.000+01:00You do like self-abuse don't you?You do like self-abuse don't you?Russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585098301634584827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-11553135848852045512008-04-07T20:37:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:37:00.000+01:00you are welcome to come baby sit lord poopie pants...you are welcome to come baby sit lord poopie pants. He screams all the tiem and rips some terrible baby farts.Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04261744998143693124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-16582049288913005872008-04-07T20:08:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:08:00.000+01:00I'll ship you our toddler for a couple of days.I'll ship you our toddler for a couple of days.Jason Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12344040175168572355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-59326580742229684902008-04-07T20:05:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:05:00.000+01:00Yeah, I think it's totally about making you realiz...Yeah, I think it's totally about making you realize what you're NOT missing! A couple hours with someone else's brats -er kids, and you'll be cured for a while, I'm guessing.<BR/><BR/>Been seeing ya around, so thought I'd finally come by & say hey!Nissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17935538545726778017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-69200423564963567512008-04-07T19:19:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:19:00.000+01:00Make sure your teenager is 19 and female if you en...Make sure your teenager is 19 and female if you end up kidnapping one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91184316244948884742008-04-07T18:33:00.000+01:002008-04-07T18:33:00.000+01:00@Lyssa - that sounds ok to me, but I'm running ou...@Lyssa - that sounds ok to me, but I'm running out of wacky ways to bump this along...<BR/><BR/>@Immoral Matriarch - Ditto.<BR/><BR/>@Mr Lady - some crushed ice and a drop of ginger ale in that jack and I could be persuaded...<BR/><BR/>@Hockeyman - Let's call loading a 7 month old up with red bull, 'plan B' shall we?<BR/><BR/>@Lance - as fast as I can? gimme a month or 6 then.<BR/><BR/>@Jared - I'm not too bothered as long as they have cable...<BR/><BR/>@Frog Ponds Rock - nah - he'd eat us out of house and er contraception...<BR/><BR/>@Veronica - I'm guess there wont be a lot to do... it's basically a lump. a 7 month old lump.<BR/><BR/>@Our Crooked tree - See answers 1 & 2 above ;0)<BR/><BR/>@Lee - I still think stealing it would be easier... but thanks.<BR/><BR/>@Putz - that was almost a great plan. Almost.<BR/><BR/>@Ellie Charlie - yeah they just need a hand for an evening when no other tramp or hobo was available.<BR/>They don't know about us trying.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for wondering over here...don't be a stranger...<BR/><BR/>@A whole lot of nothing - yes, ill try leave before the 7 month old pulls up in its hyundai... sheesh...Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-41122554153090193932008-04-07T17:23:00.000+01:002008-04-07T17:23:00.000+01:00Leave before the kid comes. Even tho I have two of...Leave before the kid comes. Even tho I have two of my own, I can't STAND babysitting others' kids.Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02242115803102270369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-76614944718863342892008-04-07T17:16:00.000+01:002008-04-07T17:16:00.000+01:00I think your friends are kind of oblivious to ask ...I think your friends are kind of oblivious to ask you to babysit - do they not know you are trying to get pregnant? Forgive me, I've recently stumbled upon your blog so if the answer to that question has already been covered I apologize! Sometimes people don't think - they assume that if you're trying to get pregnant you must love kids and if you don't have your own yet *of course* you'd want to hang out with theirs... I don't think everyone understands that it's not being around a kid you yearn for, but having and raising your own!Elle Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165641048700957796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-1147778707416390492008-04-07T16:45:00.000+01:002008-04-07T16:45:00.000+01:00you know me, i have got to get personnal once agai...you know me, i have got to get personnal once again, i bought a health insurance plan for $10 per month in 1968....we had decided to get pregnant and wanted the $180 that the doctor and hospital required for the procedure....well it was all figured out in my head....i get my wife pregnant within two months ...cost for the insurance 20 for the two months, $90 for the 9 months..savings of 70 dollars that the insurance had to take on the chin in my behalf.....2 years later and $240 i dropped the policy...another 2 years and BINGOPutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-14095814725302613222008-04-07T15:23:00.000+01:002008-04-07T15:23:00.000+01:00Ouch!This will either (a)confirm your commitment t...Ouch!<BR/><BR/>This will either (a)confirm your commitment to reproduction, or (b), cause your scrote to withdraw to somewhere around your adam's apple in fear that you will try again for offspring!<BR/><BR/>Hopefully you'll be sitting a sweetheart and you'll get (a), as hard as that will be on your sanity.<BR/><BR/>Good luck!<BR/><BR/>Linked to you through Dad Gone Mad by the way.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02335795269378249748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-52253801678153898512008-04-07T15:10:00.000+01:002008-04-07T15:10:00.000+01:00ditto to lyssa...ditto to lyssa...Our Crooked Treehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00227832609851976307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-90853267629377924702008-04-07T13:36:00.000+01:002008-04-07T13:36:00.000+01:00You know the worst thing about baysitting for some...You know the worst thing about baysitting for someone? You have no idea what exactly to do with the kid.<BR/><BR/>How old is the little one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12537814115552640902008-04-07T08:09:00.000+01:002008-04-07T08:09:00.000+01:00Please come and take my teenager... I can pretend ...Please come and take my teenager... I can pretend to be annoyed.. pretty pretty please???frog ponds rock...https://www.blogger.com/profile/06993183713914418876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-11488491019591235112008-04-07T06:06:00.000+01:002008-04-07T06:06:00.000+01:00Haha! Babysitting is always an adventure. Nothin...Haha! Babysitting is always an adventure. Nothing my kid does gets to me, but other peoples kids can make me pull my hair out (not that I have much left to pull out). :D Good luck!Jaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02997812567708741554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-38000465688223651172008-04-07T06:05:00.000+01:002008-04-07T06:05:00.000+01:00Run. Run as fast as you can to Switzerland.Run. Run as fast as you can to Switzerland.Lancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15269936301402788633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-76114340033880520162008-04-07T02:21:00.000+01:002008-04-07T02:21:00.000+01:00HA! It's always easier when you get to give the ki...HA! It's always easier when you get to give the kids back. However, if the kids turn out to be more trouble than they should load em up with some red bull right before mom and dad get back. That'll learn them for asking you to babysit. Of course, this is a last resort and should not be done before trying to get them to sleep with a little secret baby formula I call "Bushmills." Oh wait, that's my sleep aid...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com