tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post646512802816359860..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: Excuse my FrenchMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-40876708611827787412009-08-31T21:51:16.161+01:002009-08-31T21:51:16.161+01:00Better enjoy it now because in another 10-15 years...Better enjoy it now because in another 10-15 years they won't listen to damn word.Icy Mt.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04041841213313766221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-42038257063678647462009-08-27T09:28:59.515+01:002009-08-27T09:28:59.515+01:00Hmm. I've got nothing for you on this one. I...Hmm. I've got nothing for you on this one. I can't think of a single way round it.<br /><br />My new favourite expletive is "nuts". It's not quite as satisfying as "fuckshitbuggerwank" but it does the job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-57220380480114093522009-08-26T03:21:49.139+01:002009-08-26T03:21:49.139+01:00I remember being so careful and paranoid about eve...I remember being so careful and paranoid about everything we said around my pregnant tummy. <br />Hope you guys put speakers on E.T.'s belly at night and play music to little ectoplasmic Fitz with supersensitive ears.Dondi Tipleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01926957237171710368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-11455306661761584702009-08-25T22:06:05.910+01:002009-08-25T22:06:05.910+01:00@Christa - Kinky!
@hotmamamia - Plenty of Neil Se...@Christa - Kinky!<br /><br />@hotmamamia - Plenty of Neil Sedaka then!<br /><br />@Mwa - Welcome!<br /><br />@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] - in the genes!<br /><br />@womb for improvement - Well I am shocked.<br /><br />@Lorza - Clever clogs :-)<br /><br />@Kori - Mais Oui!<br /><br />@steph - Get Cosy!<br /><br />@Karen - Over here in socialist madness Europe!<br /><br />@Will - Heh, that's the way to approach it<br /><br />@Ash - Hahahaha<br /><br />@Putz - have to watch my tongue around you ;-)<br /><br />@Ed - Wat zeg je?<br /><br />@nutsinmay - That is simply priceless.<br /><br />@Ms. Moon - I'll check it out ;-)<br /><br />@tiff(threeringcircus) - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha , happen to you?<br /><br />@Russ - gah! two folks got there before you!<br /><br />@Middle Aged Woman - They prefer o be called 'naturalists'!<br /><br />@Shanny - enjoy!<br /><br />@QoB - Begorrah and Bejaysus!<br /><br />@Tanya - I'm working on that!<br /><br />@frogpondsrock - Moi? Never.<br /><br />@A Free Man - Thing is, I would get carried away and spend longer preparing the music than playing it!<br /><br />@rachelbk - not a hope, you're screwed...<br /><br />@Erin - there are other uses?<br /><br />@Jenni - only from me ;-)<br /><br />@People in the Sun - Oi vey....<br /><br />@James (SeattleDad) - mental image...for life...<br /><br />@Veronica - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha<br /><br />@Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo - swing sets are SO 1980s<br /><br />@River - I'll be right on it!<br /><br />@Quickroute - Klootzaak.<br /><br />@Arizaphale - Aw cheers thanks! <br /><br />@Karen MEG - What's not to love? :-)<br /><br />@WhatAboutNovember - need a tissue?<br /><br />@AnnB - My thoughts exactly actually<br /><br />@areyoukiddingme - I am pretty transparent myself actually<br /><br />@Hockeyman - my brain hurts now...<br /><br />@Bonnie B. - actually, spellchecker corrected my original tidbit to titbit!<br /><br />@Momo Fali - C O O L. the skin bit, not the 10 weeks early bit.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-16970752787975783742009-08-25T21:41:45.521+01:002009-08-25T21:41:45.521+01:00When my daughter was born, 10 weeks early, we coul...When my daughter was born, 10 weeks early, we could still see through her skin. C-R-E-E-P-Y.Momo Falihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-81026632971105726622009-08-25T19:34:47.731+01:002009-08-25T19:34:47.731+01:00Can I snicker at your Freudian slip - "titbit...Can I snicker at your Freudian slip - "titbit" instead of "tidbit"?? Or have you just been skipping ahead to the chapters on breastfeeding? <br /><br />And oh yeah - just wait until you have to DRIVE without swearing because the kid's in the car. Hardest. Thing. Ever.Bonnie B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-91128441713508779282009-08-25T18:18:05.600+01:002009-08-25T18:18:05.600+01:00That would be a bad idea as then everyone would kn...That would be a bad idea as then everyone would know who is full of shit. People would know who has shit for brains, and we'd see the brain produce it as you started to speak shit from your mouth. <br /><br />Besides, swear words are just words. Who made them bad? Nothing bad about those words as opposed to these words. It's all the context of the usage. With enough projection, you could call someone a nutty fruitcake and have the same context as dumb shit mother fucker. Read a nursery rhyme and randomly insert cock sucker into the text, it's not so bad is it? Although it would make Dora much more tolerable if she did say that, it's all about the context.Hockeymanhttp://hockeymandad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-65426012413788439762009-08-25T17:11:49.756+01:002009-08-25T17:11:49.756+01:00I thought you were Irish. Don't you still hav...I thought you were Irish. Don't you still have translucent skin? I do, and my Irish genes have even been diluted. Which then leads to the question: Since the phlebotomist can actually SEE my veins clearly through my skin, why is it so f-u-c-k-i-n-g difficult to insert a needle in one? (Sorry, didn't want to burn little Fitz's ears)areyoukiddingmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16107214079237461141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-48407395270656569012009-08-25T16:39:45.213+01:002009-08-25T16:39:45.213+01:00I wouldn't worry too much, as it is a scientif...I wouldn't worry too much, as it is a scientific fact that no kid ever listens to word said by their parents. You should be safe enough for the next 18 years.AnnBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13234041798702329756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2720075144620212002009-08-25T14:05:47.950+01:002009-08-25T14:05:47.950+01:00transparency everywhere. :)transparency everywhere. :)WhatAboutNovemberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07770607816009139617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-13748714705927591412009-08-25T13:39:16.564+01:002009-08-25T13:39:16.564+01:00I am loving how much you are loving this whole jou...I am loving how much you are loving this whole journey, the magical mystery tour that you're taking us on. It's an awesome reminder of the beauty of life.<br /><br />So now, watch your "fuck"s because you don't want your little one coming out with a potty mouth. Just sayin'.Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-12195629083701663832009-08-25T13:36:56.930+01:002009-08-25T13:36:56.930+01:00Just dropped by from A Freeman's site and so d...Just dropped by from A Freeman's site and so delighted to hear your news. (I read for a bit a while ago)<br />You are in for one wild ride man :-D <br />Oh and if it's listening, better play it some Stones....at 2 my daughter could sing 'You Can't Always Get What You Want...'.... very useful.Arizaphalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11402602175460446158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-10451485101529096302009-08-25T11:03:16.395+01:002009-08-25T11:03:16.395+01:00Start teaching Dutch profanities - the Irish ones ...Start teaching Dutch profanities - the Irish ones will in the genesPaddy in BA (Quickroute)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12748161252400814925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-1930531939660645672009-08-25T09:35:26.392+01:002009-08-25T09:35:26.392+01:00Like the others said, start playing it music. Afte...Like the others said, start playing it music. After a while you'll notice which music makes bub dance and which calms her down. Later when she's unsettled you'll find the same music will help to settle her into sleep.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-64977655778627296292009-08-25T07:11:26.548+01:002009-08-25T07:11:26.548+01:00dude that aint cool.
It is AWESOME.
And I listen...dude that aint cool.<br /><br />It is AWESOME.<br /><br />And I listen to you...<br /><br />He he he...<br /><br />There was a cartoon my kids used to watch called Inside Out Boy. Apparently he swung all the way around the swing set and turned himself inside out. That, my friend, is waaaaaay cooler.Kelley @ magnetoboldtoohttp://magnetoboldtoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-5040405123754149792009-08-25T05:57:30.106+01:002009-08-25T05:57:30.106+01:00I don't think I need to see anyone's anus ...I don't think I need to see anyone's anus thankyouverymuch. I get enough of that in my daily life without translucent people adding to it. <br /><br />But yeah, cool.Veronicahttp://somedaywewillsleep.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-29666830676583017082009-08-25T04:32:58.227+01:002009-08-25T04:32:58.227+01:00I could do without watching any of my co-workers a...I could do without watching any of my co-workers anuses. Ewwww.<br /><br />Translucent is pretty cool though.James (SeattleDad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04087365610002249685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-55183005145656085612009-08-25T04:13:25.041+01:002009-08-25T04:13:25.041+01:00Don't worry about it. Fitz doesn't underst...Don't worry about it. Fitz doesn't understand your Irish accent.People in the Sunhttp://www.peopleinthesun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-8720222303449174012009-08-25T02:55:41.256+01:002009-08-25T02:55:41.256+01:00has ET felt any flutters yet?
translucent skin gr...has ET felt any flutters yet?<br /><br />translucent skin grosses me out.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-8415911579263805062009-08-25T02:32:44.699+01:002009-08-25T02:32:44.699+01:00Bonus points to you for thinking of interesting us...Bonus points to you for thinking of interesting uses for human transparency!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12321505516350090098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-36956873522930171922009-08-25T01:32:41.012+01:002009-08-25T01:32:41.012+01:00I haven't been able to curb my frequent sweari...I haven't been able to curb my frequent swearing in my 11.5 years of parenthood. My daughter is always telling me to stop swearing because it embarasses her. I'm pretty sure Farty, at the ripe old age of 16 months, says 'oh shit.' Or something very close to that. Hoping he grows out of that by kindergarten. I'm also hoping that it's reverse psychology in action...get them so used to swearing that it's not a novelty, it's something their weird and uncool mom does, and they'd never want to be like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-31236699682052333232009-08-25T01:18:51.874+01:002009-08-25T01:18:51.874+01:00Start playing it music. That's good fun, espec...Start playing it music. That's good fun, especially when it starts moving around in time.A Free Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01038930031019179647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26479760520694391172009-08-25T01:12:24.986+01:002009-08-25T01:12:24.986+01:00You don't have to understand, you just have to...You don't have to understand, you just have to obey... Sounds like you have been to a few interesting house parties as well.frogpondsrockhttp://frogpondsrock.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-44285186752284458482009-08-25T00:52:52.978+01:002009-08-25T00:52:52.978+01:00Of course it would be great...but there are some t...Of course it would be great...but there are some things I'm glad I cant see.<br /><br />When my Emily was in the womb she used to calm everytime she heard music of any sort. She still loves music and I play it to send her to sleep! so they do hear everything!<br /><br />I also swore and still do, I have to stop that before she learns to talk!I Am Emily...https://www.blogger.com/profile/11763741751291630023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-29094085024555854342009-08-25T00:39:01.974+01:002009-08-25T00:39:01.974+01:00just make like the TV Irishmen and call the kid a ...just make like the TV Irishmen and call the kid a fupping baxtard. problem solved!QoBhttp://queenofbirds.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com