tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post8163802255756730847..comments2023-07-30T10:15:11.927+01:00Comments on xbox 4 nappy rash: AntsyMartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2256679415235040082009-12-21T10:50:40.876+00:002009-12-21T10:50:40.876+00:00@Lorna - Will have to get the kid into x-files an...@Lorna - Will have to get the kid into x-files and House or something...<br /><br />@Jane G - aw poor Barney!<br /> <br />@Jo - Sounds kinky...<br /> <br />@Amy - hehehehMartinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-2353246155765866722009-12-20T20:12:00.344+00:002009-12-20T20:12:00.344+00:00My two piss themselves laughing in the back seat w...My two piss themselves laughing in the back seat when they blow raspberries at each other. Don't overestimate the comedic value of bodily functions, my friend. Raspberries for the very young, working up to the armpit for the more advanced, then... well. Depends on how hard-core you want to get. But I still get a giggle out of a good fart joke.Amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-42942539176798899332009-12-19T18:57:06.579+00:002009-12-19T18:57:06.579+00:00Heh.
Enjoy this shit while you can, X, once the ...Heh. <br /><br />Enjoy this shit while you can, X, once the baby has landed you won't have time for such self indulgent introspection. <br /><br />And don't worry! There's nothing like endless screaming to make you reach new heights of inventiveness.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08988685736635515808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-34630191514598197342009-12-18T14:22:09.244+00:002009-12-18T14:22:09.244+00:00You'll be grand. And Barney is only a big fat...You'll be grand. And Barney is only a big fat purple maggot anyway.Jane Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515914204369553638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-42071733130269381592009-12-17T23:14:44.126+00:002009-12-17T23:14:44.126+00:00You will be amazed how quickly you learn the names...You will be amazed how quickly you learn the names of all the cartoon characters. Such an education as I leave Bob the builder and venture towards Ben 10 et al etcLornahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02015109751334088807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-45185325746133794032009-12-17T13:52:26.453+00:002009-12-17T13:52:26.453+00:00@MissyBoo - Awwwww, how cheesy!
@People in the Su...@MissyBoo - Awwwww, how cheesy!<br /><br />@People in the Sun - I do that by default, so SCORE!<br /> Cool post.<br /> <br />@James (SeattleDad) - Wooo hoo!Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-30316740001351089422009-12-17T05:03:17.761+00:002009-12-17T05:03:17.761+00:00Use me as an example. I am utterly talentless but...Use me as an example. I am utterly talentless but Lukas loves whatever I do. You will be great.James (SeattleDad)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04087365610002249685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-56002410367346326762009-12-17T03:05:25.396+00:002009-12-17T03:05:25.396+00:00But beyond my adorable humor, maybe what you reall...But beyond my adorable humor, maybe what you really need to know is that everyone feels inadequate and antsy, so here's my <a href="http://www.peopleinthesun.com/2007/11/almost-there.html" rel="nofollow">post from two years ago</a>.People in the Sunhttp://www.peopleinthesun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-4505737630759485442009-12-17T02:54:55.077+00:002009-12-17T02:54:55.077+00:00As long as you know how to bump into things you sh...As long as you know how to bump into things you should be fine. It's been working for two years now. It could have been less painful to learn to juggle.People in the Sunhttp://www.peopleinthesun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-32385056573707220712009-12-16T15:21:56.778+00:002009-12-16T15:21:56.778+00:00You know all your kid needs from you is *love* and...You know all your kid needs from you is *love* and it will survive anything!<br /><br />Gosh that sounds naff!!! I'm off to try and come up with a more imaginative comment!MissyBoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718948252357141272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-4928339282566577052009-12-16T12:07:56.595+00:002009-12-16T12:07:56.595+00:00@WeaselMomma - a plan in progress...
@Jenni - a...@WeaselMomma - a plan in progress...<br /> <br /> @Jenni - a cat in heat? that might explain all the kids popping out<br /> <br /> @The Sheila - Encyclopedic music knowledge? Er, I kind of doubt it ;-)<br /> <br /> @Minze - I saw it on Rikki Lake<br /> <br /> @Ms. Moon - My kid is going to love your daughter?<br /> <br /> @Tara R. - ahahahahaha<br /> <br /> @Middle Aged Woman - how about a screechy almost pubescent voice?<br /> <br /> @Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] - whats the capital of Peru?<br /> <br /> @Hockeymandad - Awwwwww. You must have gotten laid after that comment....<br /> <br /> @Putz - er, thanks Putz...<br /> <br /> @Ginny - thing is, there is no doubt about this, at all.<br /> <br /> @AnnB - I havent relaxed in 27 years...<br /> <br /> @Penelope - You have a point!<br /> <br /> @womb for improvement - ya think!<br /> <br /> @Deno - official due date now of 17 feb :-)<br /> <br /> @geeksinrome - I can manage that<br /> <br /> @J from Ireland - I do that on a daily basis...!<br /> <br /> @merinz - Moi!?<br /> <br /> @River - a million other things, oh great...<br /> <br /> @Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo - Bitch<br /> <br /> @dadwhowrites - don't be adding to my confusion!Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-37847079574873133162009-12-16T10:16:47.352+00:002009-12-16T10:16:47.352+00:00How do you know it's a dragon? I mean, there a...How do you <em>know</em> it's a dragon? I mean, there are a lot of dinosaurs they haven't discovered yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-26450484771367668762009-12-16T09:27:22.790+00:002009-12-16T09:27:22.790+00:00The kid will love you till it is taller than you.
...The kid will love you till it is taller than you.<br /><br />So, till April tops...Kelley @ magnetoboldtoohttp://magnetoboldtoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-82170971276429145062009-12-16T09:20:00.758+00:002009-12-16T09:20:00.758+00:00You'll be fine. Just love and comfort (and foo...You'll be fine. Just love and comfort (and food and a million other things)is all you need give. The rest will come.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-55581120568960789512009-12-16T03:53:53.817+00:002009-12-16T03:53:53.817+00:00I detect a note of panic here.I detect a note of panic here.merinzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950053039147788819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-65626819331488445392009-12-16T01:18:49.422+00:002009-12-16T01:18:49.422+00:00Your kids will think you are hilarious, you will f...Your kids will think you are hilarious, you will find yourself doing anything to make that child laugh, even making a holy show of yourself in the process. Best wishes.J from Irelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04358890639197418489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-72876059156136295462009-12-15T20:29:39.068+00:002009-12-15T20:29:39.068+00:00If you can fart and burp, you will be highly enter...If you can fart and burp, you will be highly entertaining and cause hours of laughter and pants-wetting. I know you have it in you ;)<br /><br />p.s. it will probably only work until they're 12ish and then you become just gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-28940045497257494272009-12-15T19:32:23.117+00:002009-12-15T19:32:23.117+00:00Okay I am still laughing my arse off about the The...Okay I am still laughing my arse off about the The kraampakket! Just popping in to see how things were going, can't believe only 9 weeks to go which is right around when my little gem was born (feb. 27th). Hope you three have a lovely Christmas and a very bright New Year filled with sleepless nights, sore nipples and screaming babies. XXX<br />DenoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-46748374545361298882009-12-15T18:52:29.852+00:002009-12-15T18:52:29.852+00:00Starting to sound a little panicked there, Xbox.Starting to sound a little panicked there, Xbox.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07336643483655255680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-32469920080594599352009-12-15T17:29:58.718+00:002009-12-15T17:29:58.718+00:00Your own children will like you. they have to. It&...Your own children will like you. they have to. It's in the rules!<br />(How do you think I got away with it for so long??) ;o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-60404064290664395402009-12-15T16:37:30.671+00:002009-12-15T16:37:30.671+00:00Don't worry they all have low expectations - h...Don't worry they all have low expectations - how do you think the rest of us survive? They're well into to their teens before they realise their parents are useless and by then you may have even learned a trick or two! You have time on your side, relax!AnnBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13234041798702329756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-67818850906281051642009-12-15T15:32:50.995+00:002009-12-15T15:32:50.995+00:00Oh please, dragon/dinosaur/ whatever. We have a s...Oh please, dragon/dinosaur/ whatever. We have a stuffed animal here, have for years, and to this day, still don't know if it's a hippo or a cow or a monkey (all 3 are entirely plausible). And we're AWESOME at this parenting thing. As will you be.Ginnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02869320044142328707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-40158089336988666672009-12-15T15:31:36.174+00:002009-12-15T15:31:36.174+00:00there is no way you are going to survive you will ...there is no way you are going to survive you will be less attractive to other women....your wife will spend less time and money on you this too will pass????, no everyting will be permanent...you will be so changed and some negative....you could get fatter, more pimples, less good food,Putzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480109111920196513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-62740722508828493762009-12-15T15:05:47.214+00:002009-12-15T15:05:47.214+00:00The great thing about being a father to your child...The great thing about being a father to your child is you only need to be yourself. Just be yourself and your child will love you with 100% of their being. In their eyes, you aren't doing anything wrong and you can do no wrong. Until they become teenagers, but you got some time before that.<br /><br />You will find the funny voices you never knew you had. They will magically appear the instant you stare at each other in the face. You may not find it at first, but you will when you need it. <br /><br />The child will love you because you are it's father. It doesn't need any more justification than that. <br /><br />Trust me.Hockeymandadhttp://hockeymandad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7753223694881775789.post-14418298894463356732009-12-15T14:51:21.526+00:002009-12-15T14:51:21.526+00:00I can't wait to hear your questions.
heh.I can't wait to hear your questions. <br /><br />heh.Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02242115803102270369noreply@blogger.com