No Alcohol
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Tight Pants
No Post Gym Session Saunas
No Stress
Missionary Only
Vitamin C for Antioxidents
Zinc for increased motility
No Caffeine
Chasteberry
Dong Quai
Buckets of Fresh Fruit and Vegetables
Carbs
Dairy
Meat
etc etc etc....
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Tight Pants
No Post Gym Session Saunas
No Stress
Missionary Only
Vitamin C for Antioxidents
Zinc for increased motility
No Caffeine
Chasteberry
Dong Quai
Buckets of Fresh Fruit and Vegetables
Carbs
Dairy
Meat
etc etc etc....
Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, have I seen it mentioned she should neck 3 pineapple bicardi breezers and he should slug 6 pints of cider before having a knee trembler against the graveyard wall.
Why not ? it works for the majority of 16 year olds round here....
3 comments:
A Knee Trembler. Man, I wish I could talk like that.
Hey, maybe that's the secret to fertility. I think you've hit on something there.
I think I've nailed it.
Being underage and drunk = perfect conception conditions.
Knee Trembler...Shakespeare it aint !
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