Thursday, 18 October 2007

Parties and Powerhoses

As the non-colourblind and those with above comatose level observation skills among us will have noticed, I've had a play around with the blog, added a banner and powerhosed the rest.

I'm feeling a great sense achievement that I've done it, but of course like any good mentally unstable blogger should, I feel empty and desperate for feeling that sense of achivement.

Well smack my ass and call me Nancy, I just don't care.

Anyway, what's new... well a couple of things are....

One, I've been tapped up! 'what are you on about now you genetic freak of an Irishman? ' I hear you ask... well, thanks to some serious efforts on a project between July '06 and '07, I've been courted by another consultancy for some time now. After 4 informal approaches I've decided to speak to them and we are trying to fix a date even as my fat little fingers type this.

Well smack your asses and call you all Nancy, I know you don't care. Good, I'd seriously begin to worry if you actually did, but anyway, I diverse... Long story short, for the first time in my 10 year career I may get the oppertunity to take a job having not been made redundant, forcibly relocated, worked to the bone, or felt up by the boss in my previous position.

Two, as we approach the end of this week of fake grunting noises, too many showers and underwear changes, I'm getting a break! I'm departing this flattest of flat lands to visit the home of chavs, weak beer, asbos, and bad dental work (England, btw) for a 'bachelor party' with hordes of like-minded man-men.

So from Friday evening onwards, I get to sink many cold (luke warm at best) ones, watch top (league one, the old 3rd division) class football (saaaaawker), and sink some more 'cold' ones for two nights.

Sunday I shall return to provide my wife with the wonderous gift of usless alcohol damaged sperm.

Aruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugah!.... or chug!, chug!, chug! as my American party fiend buddies say.

12 comments:

Craig D said...

Wait a minute!

You're Irish and you like to drink?

No. Way.

Well, there's a first time for everything, I guess.

Have fun...

Foreigner by Default said...

Loving new face of the blog! So clean and easy on eye.

Makes me wonder if I should do some much needed housekeeping in my quarters as well. Too lazy though.

Have a blast in England. You certainly need a break!

Don't forget to give us all the sordid details when you get back!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Craig D:
this is where I would normally plead innocence and state that while I DO like my beer, I don't actually drink much of it, but no one would believe me...hic...

FBD:
Thanks, I like the clean look myself.

Go play with the templates available, so easy to manage you can switch back fairly easily if you don't fancy them.

As for the sordid details...what happens on tour, stays on tour...

Actually, being the youngest attendee of this weekend, I don't hold out for much hope in the sordid details....and if they REALLY ant sordid, I'll just tell them about my week...

Yeehaa !

Doodaddy said...

Have, um, fun?

Diesel said...

Congrats on the useless sperm.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

D #1:
I'm 50/50 as to whether I'm looking forward to this or not...

But I'll give it a shot.

D #2:
Cheers, thanks !

Takes a lot of dedication to ruin that stuff, alcohol, prescription drugs, celphones strapped to my crotch. That kind of thing...

Monique said...

Whoa, love the new look Nappy! Have fun with those crazy Brits.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Sounds like an exciting weekend!


Hope you have a good time!

Dorky Dad said...

Hey, X -- I've given you an award ...

Joeprah said...

When I called myself Nancy I didn't understand. I felt used somehow. Dirty almost. Be safe, have fun and have some "for the sport of sex" when you return...to clear out the frunky sperm. It is part of the process if the wife asked and as important as conceptual sex. <-----Is that a term? Cause it is freaking great and should be coined. Cheers and Chug!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Keep it down God Damnit people !

Conceptual Sex, that's what I had until I found someone desperate enough to sleep with me.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Monique & Queen of the mayhem:

Thanks, apparently I enjoyed it, my fellow revellers say so at least, I'll have to check the police report to confirm though.