Yep folks, I'm "Blogingly Infertile".
Dried up, barren, and totally incapable of coming up with a blog entry. I cannot reproduce anything worthy of writing, or reading.
I could show you this photograph I took while hiding in the truck of a Turkish tree.
But that's just blaaah!
I could tell you that the latest google search to find it's way here was 'How to stop pigs from escaping' but that's just soooo passe daaaahlings.
I could tell you how I'm on the verge of mental ruin, we are 1 week shy of 9 months of trying to get just 1 lousy non-crippled sperm to bump into one relatively large egg. It's like trying to hit a barn door with a bazooka, and it just ain't happening.
So in 1 week my mental pregnancy is up, and something's gonna pop out....