Friday, 15 February 2008

The Part-Time Transvestite

I went to work today looking like a part time transvestite who hadn't quite managed to make the transformation back to day time state.

Totally oblivious to this fact, I did wonder what the sniggering and whispering was for as I walked away from the coffee machine.

A moment in front of the bathroom mirror told me all I needed to know.

So, toothpaste manufacturers, if you MUST make your toothpaste tubes all glittery and shiney, please try to ensure that it doesn't flake off and transfer itself to sleepy morning hands, that eventually rub sleepy morning eyes, and go to work looking like a tranny with a hangover, eh?

Thank you.

16 comments:

The Egel Nest said...

That is very funny...I remember the days of going out clubbing when i was in college and we would put glitter on purposefully...those days are so long ago!

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Veronica said...

You aren't having a good run lately are you!

Ah well, did it wash off easily?

Russ said...

mis-matched shoes and now glitter. Man, ET better start verifying your dress before you leave in the morning.

Hilary (The Trying Game) said...

This post made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my water.

tiff said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I can just imagine you all glitery.
I think you should go to the doctor's office like that on the
27th

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Yes I'll combine my odd shoes with a glittery visage for my trip to the lab. I'm pretty sure they'd start to test for others things then.

It also does NOT wash off at all, you have to pick the bits off one by one.

Chuck said...

Man, that is funny! Did you earn any new nicknames at work as a result?

Jared said...

Hehe! Should have told them you just came from an all nighter at the strip club. At least then you would look hetero. :D

Momo Fali said...

I'm sure you looked quite lovely! If only you had put on your platform stilettos and some leather pants.,,

Xbox4NappyRash said...

No nicknames as a result, that would require some element of humour on the part of my colleagues.

Ass-less leather chaps, that's the item of clothing of choice for the tranny community round here. Believe me I've seen it all...

Mike said...

HA! Stripper Glitter!

You should have left it on and came out of the bathroom loudly humming "In the Navy", or "YMCA". ;)

Xbox4NappyRash said...

'YMCA' eh?...Its fun to stay there, so I'm told...

Melinda Zook said...

OMG, too funny. That glitter stuff is getting a lot of people in trouble these days...read post from fellow blogger
http://shamelesslysassy.com/2008/02/26/grooming-for-the-privates-doctor/

Xbox4NappyRash said...

I actually read that post when you linked to it from your blog (yes, I subscribe ;-) )
very funny.

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

Wait, which toothpastes are glittery? Mine's not! I'd go buy some and use it instead of face lotion, I'd be sparkly and minty at the same time!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

better still, just brush your teeth with an 11 year old's birthday card