Seventeen

Having been tagged and sent into a murderous rage by DooDaddy with 7 random facts, and previously by Tiff for 10 random facts, coupled with the fact I'm anal about outstanding "To-Dos" I'm gonna chuck them all in together and give you 17 of the blighters.

1. I still have milk teeth.
2. I hate milk.
3. I'm jealous of almost all of you that I read nowadays.
4. I'm terrified that I won't be able to be a Dad.
5. I have an obscenely large Adam's apple.
6. I once changed the way I used to spell my name for over a year when I was 12 because of the way one of my idol football players spelled his.
7. I get my sense of humour from the one grandparent that was alive when I was born. Until the day she passed last year at almost 97 years of age she had everyone wetting themselves at her very black humour. Sleep well Nan.
8. I sing really loud when I'm alone in the car on the motorway.
9. I don't say the things I always should to ET, I always regret not doing so afterwards, yet continue to make the same mistake over and over.
10. I'm still using a health insurance scheme I have since my previous employer and I don't know if I should be allowed....but it's a great deal so I'm keeping my gob shut.
11. I don't think I'm really an adult.
12. If I lived 500 years ago I would be Irish royalty, my 'family' were one of the most powerful clans in Irish history.
13. I never really did for the last 19 years but in the last few months I find I really miss my mother, or at least 'a' mother, I'm not sure which.
14. I have a tattoo.
15. The smell of brandy makes me vomit.
16. My favourite movie is a tie between 'snatch' & 'lock, stock, & two smoking barrels'.
17. I feel quite lonely lately.
18. One extra - for Foreigner By Default - I owe you a meme but I will probably never do it. I don't really understand it.... I'm sorry my stupidity will deny you but I'll try make it up somehow.
    

Well now, that should suitably depress you just in time for the weekend!

I now open the floor for any questions you may have, yes you, spotty, glasses at the back...

I'm off to try and find the same 4 addresses that I can never find at Christmas when I need to send cards. I may then just hurl myself down the stairs in an effort to snap - myself out of it, or my neck, which would be ok cuz I got me a super cheap and illegal health insurance scheme.

Roll on the weekend.