(She's just turned the big Three Ooooooh has my demented other half)
I can't write much as I can't sit or think straight. My head is off the charts, my BP is spinning (or something like that anyway) and I've not been very far away from throwing up at any point over the last 5 or 6 hours.
And 'why so' you all cry in unison?
-Tomorrow I do the 'handover'....
For those not in 'the know', or who have memory loss of any varying length, or just developmental problems, I can't actually say the words for you. This is because that little cannonball of vomit will explode from me and will need cleaning up and I have enough impending bodily emission issues at the moment as is.
So make do with some picture association if you feel the need.
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EQUALSGut turning mortification.
16 comments:
Um, Happy Birthday to yours, feel better to you, and good luck to your hand.
ohhh... Lance's comment completely cracked me up and made me forget the witty words I'd planned to write so instead, I shall echo his wishes...
um, yeah...
Lance, what's all this I hear about you coming round my place cracking jokes and making my sparse readership forget their comments? This can not be tolerated.
My distinctive unwellness is directly related to the impending hand, er, job that I have.
This is my first visit to your blog, and that was hilarious! Clearly, I'll have to be back. Good luck with your little, er..., project tomorrow!
Is it 8am yet?
Message from David: dude, this is a team effort! You shouldn't be going it alone!Trust me on this one
Message from Tiff: dude, don't listen to him! He just angling for sumthin'!
Seriously, good luck
I'd like to say i'll be thinking of you but... well... i'd just rather not.
Good luck. Remember, this is the one you've been practicing for all your life.
But no, good luck. and remember the people at the clinic will have done this sort of thing before. you've nothing to be embarrassed about.
Bahaha..."the handover"...hehe, tht is funny on so many levels :D
Thanks for the laugh and good luck.
If you need a hand, you might want to ask another blogger :)
Happy birthday to the other half...
And my best wishes to your hand as well :)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
no worries man. it's nothing. peeps at the clinic won't even think twice about it. Just another patient.
Happy Birthday ET!
And I know it is all over and done with now! So good luck and hope the results come back sooner rather than later.
hehehehehehehehehehe...
I have never ever known a man to get so worked up over a quick wank as you...My goodness.. think randy thoughts... have a quick toss! pass the little fellows over to the nice technician...
Happy birthday ET
cheers kim...
You (and your hand) will do great things tomorrow! Good Luck! Let us know how it went :)
Hey man, you should have called the clinic to see if you can bring in your "sample". I was able to take care of the business at hand in the privacy of my home then drive to the clinic and drop it off.
Thanks folks for the encouragement and smartassedness too boot.
The deed...is done.
Hope she had a nice birthday!
And wow that vial looks tiny...geez, I'd be worrying about a little overflow there. Maybe it's my screen.
Is THAT the "cup"??? Christ thats small.....
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