Firstly, Happy Birthday you daft old bint!
(She's just turned the big Three Ooooooh has my demented other half)
I can't write much as I can't sit or think straight. My head is off the charts, my BP is spinning (or something like that anyway) and I've not been very far away from throwing up at any point over the last 5 or 6 hours.
And 'why so' you all cry in unison?
-Tomorrow I do the 'handover'....
For those not in 'the know', or who have memory loss of any varying length, or just developmental problems, I can't actually say the words for you. This is because that little cannonball of vomit will explode from me and will need cleaning up and I have enough impending bodily emission issues at the moment as is.