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Your missionary, should you choose to accept it...

When You Don't Conceive

My boys and me

Seven Days, Seven Nights

Your Cup Runneth Over

Odd Shoes

The Container Dilema

The Sperm Runner

La Blitz Du Ovulation!

Laid Bare

Spencer

ET phones home...

Return of the sperm runner: This time it's personal

Ellie

Better than Christmas

I said nappy, dammit

...and exhale

Coming all over Dr. Phil

Too much information?

Or maybe not enough

Child wishing in the whispering room

WWXVI

You know I can be found

ET goes to bed

A tragic demise

Of mice & men

Naive miles

The Sperm Runner III: Was it good for you?

Saving you from tales of fireflies

Zwanger

Bubbles & the Superhero

Horizontal Stripes

Foliage

Soon

Me & Katy Perry both

Gorgeousness, & how it came to be

An angel kissin' on a sinner