Any time I see or hear that line, I always think of Paul Daniels, the irritating little English magician with the nice bit of totty for a wife.
I'm not sure he ever did it, but I always enjoyed watching magicians twirling their assistants around 360 degrees, in a box on wheels, before attempting to hack them in half.
Classic entertainment, don't ya think?
We enjoy it so much we've decided to try it ourselves, hack open the wife, and see if we can't eventually pull a dead rabbit out of a hat.
One week from Tuesday, ET will undergo a laparoscopy.
For once the hospital seem to have moved swiftly and arranged this between yesterday and today.
It's been a thoroughly shitty week, and so it's really with a sigh of relief that we accept the appointment. Something is being done.
While on the subject of the week that was, I really can't say how much we appreciate the comments and e-mails. Your collective self submersion into a pool of vulgarity in the name of sympathy is honestly appreciated.
It's nice to find you are not left totally on your own at a time like that.
Weirdly, the appointment falls on what will be cycle day fourteen, and basically rules out us being able to try ourselves this cycle.
It seems then, that I'll be in the market for some good pornography this month, all reasonable offers will be considered.
So for now, project 'hump n'hope' is on hold.
Well....just one half.