To travel to another country for a day's shopping and only buy underwear?
To take an hotel recommendation from someone in a bar at 7pm on a Monday?
To arrive at that hotel, and find that there is a dirty fold out bed-couch behind reception?
To have both of you get the once over by the receptionist before she asks 'Do you want the room for the whole evening?'
To have her follow up with, 'Do you want one with a shower?'
To realise when you get to the room you should have specified 'with a toilet also'.
To have your wife lie on the acupuncturist's table for her first session, and while she is having her 'energy checked' the doctor burps?
Cycle day 25. The last one only lasted 25 days.