Infertile carol singing

In the first month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
A good old shag, contraception free.

In the second month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the third month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the fourth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the fifth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the sixth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the seventh month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the eighth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
An eight am laparoscopy,
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the ninth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Nine days of post-op abstinence,
An eight am laparoscopy,
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the tenth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Ten days of constant knicker checks,
Nine days of post-op abstinence,
An eight am laparoscopy,
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the eleventh month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Eleven months of charting BBT,
Ten days of constant knicker checks,
Nine days of post-op abstinence,
An eight am laparoscopy,
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free.

In the twelfth month of TTC, my true love gave to me:
Twelve more months to do it all again!
Eleven months of charting BBT,
Ten days of constant knicker checks,
Nine days of post-op abstinence,
An eight am laparoscopy,
Seven inches of a dildo cam,
Six million motile swimmers,
Five fingers and a sample cup,
Four different types of vitamins,
Three dozen ovulation kits,
Two pairs of baggy boxers,
and a good old shag, contraception free!



(bite me Maxi...Not Always Safe For Work)