Trying to conceive?....Struggling with infertility?....In need of a soundtrack for you to 'babydance' to?
In this once-off online special offer we give to you the greatest collection of hits on one album. Carefully selected with the reproductively challenged couple in mind, our hormonally unstable experts have compiled the soundtrack for your on-hold life, and futile conception attempts.
We present to you a CD for all your CDs..."The greatest trying to conceive album in the world....ever (Vol. 1)"
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland
Fun and frolics in the early days.
Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams
With a job to do, you can simply forget those days!
Hips don't lie - Shakira ft Wyclef Jean
The golden rule, get up on those cushions!
Coming out of the dark - Gloria Estefan
For those nasty spillage moments.
Relax - Frankie goes to Hollywood
The iconic unwanted and useless advice anthem.
Holiday - Madonna
Because your mother knows ten people who took one and came back with quadruplets!
Oooops I did it again - Britney Spears
To mark those special occasions when your 'mother-of-4' colleague tells you she tripped and fell on a penis, and is now in her 2nd trimester.
Beat it - Michael Jackson
For the men, to mark that first semen analysis.
Tunnel of love - Dire Straits
A great tune to hum while the doctor is burrowing through your woman with electronic equipment.
One in a million - Guns n'Roses
To inspire that one sperm on their quest.
Sitting, waiting, wishing - Jack Johnson
To enjoy during the delightful two week waits.
Bleeding love - Leona Lewis
For those memorable moments of failure!
Try Again - Aaliyah
Because you're all suckers.
Customers from the United States will receive the U.S. version which includes:
Can't buy me love - The Beatles
For all those now childless AND penniless!
The rest of the world will get a separate bonus track:
All that she wants (is another baby) - Ace of Base
A tribute to the secondary infertility rockers.
This wonderful collection of hits will cost you no more than your self respect and dignity in this exclusive online offer.
Volumes 2 to 6,345 coming soon.