We've all heard of funny stories about men having sympathetic pregnancies.
This is of course, where they display similar symptoms as their partners.
Well, I don’t know why I should be surprised, but I believe I've taken this sympathetic symptom thing to a whole new extreme.
I believe I am suffering from a sympathetic ovulation.
My temperature has soared and I have mucous free flowing out of me.
Granted, my temperature is somewhere around eyebrow singeing temperature and the mucous is coming from my upper body and not my lower. (Although, that is hardly surprising seeing as I don't actually have a willy warmer to ooze from.)
So while the maggoty OPKs refuse to co-operate, (possibly a faulty batch,) it seems that ET is ovulating and I've joined in for the hell of it.
There is another possibility, so dark, desperate, and chilling to imagine, I am afraid to speak it's name.
Has our world ever heard tell of seed of man taking root and flourishing during a period of such great evil?