Dear decider of fates and destiny,
Fair enough, I can see a tarnished soul ain't for everyone, but if you don't want to take me up on that offer, I have a favour to ask in it's stead.
I know you're gonna kick me in the balls again. Soon. Could you just make it NOT today, please?
Not the 4th of June, with other fish needing frying and all that jazz.
Just wait 24 hours, and I'll accept it gracefully.
Don't be a bugger, ok?
Appreciated,
Me
23 comments:
First to comment! I win!
Why not today? Is it your birthday? ET's? Your anniversary? Tell me!!
Yeah, what tracey said.... why not today?
Not sure that calling the decider of fates a bugger is the way to go on this, but as always, I hope things turn out how you want them too. And that you get no bad news, of course.
I can only hope the eventual offspring will be as charming, talented and beautiful as your reproductive organs are currently being stubborn, anti-social and lazy. Perhaps they need an ASBO?
Today is bad.
Wait, tomorrow is bad too.
And let me check my diary.... the next few months are bad.
How about in 8 months time?
what is an ASBO?? is it similar to a STT..
okay no kicking!
*removes steel toe capped boot*
A humiliating kick in the crotch. Does anyone ever really need that? I think not!
Today is not a good day; "decider", why don't you just take a vacay, 'cuz it sounds like you're rusty in the "decent people should be preggars by now already" department.
Give X another kick at the can, because he certainly doesn't need another kick in the crotch.
That's it. I'm gonna research fertility gods from every religion, and I'm going to build alters for every single one of them. Or, wait... do you think that will insult them all??
Ugh
Other than myself, I've never wanted to see someone knocked up more than I want to see ET knocked up now.
I 'll give you one of my kick @rse prayers instead.
It is my prayer you and ET will soon know what it is like to bring a dream to life.
I hope it's soon cause my knees are ancient !
24.23.22.21.20.19.18..17..16..15..14..13..12..11..10..9..9..7..6..5.4.3.2.1........24 hours isn't so long
If your day turns out like mine you're going to have a very sore crotch. Good luck.
Yeah universe! You heard the man!!!!
Frying of fish and jazz?
Look who's the tease now.
I'm with Tracey, why not today, why is tomorrow better?
I'm curious...do we share a special day?
And, you can take your happy 50th comment and shove it up your arse sir!
Is the 4th like your way of starting the Joeprah Birthday Bash two days early?
Swim Forrest Swim!
Whatever the rason, I hope that fate is kind.
Did fate answer your prayers? I'm sending you lots of positive thoughts.
Great post!
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