Dear decider of fates and destiny,
Fair enough, I can see a tarnished soul ain't for everyone, but if you don't want to take me up on that offer, I have a favour to ask in it's stead.
I know you're gonna kick me in the balls again. Soon. Could you just make it NOT today, please?
Not the 4th of June, with other fish needing frying and all that jazz.
Just wait 24 hours, and I'll accept it gracefully.
Don't be a bugger, ok?