In other news, police are treating as suspicious the discovery of the remains of the stork in the small hours of yesterday morning.
The body of the bird was discovered in a wishing well at approximately 4am.
It appears that the suspected murder was carried out by an unstable individual, or individuals, in a ritualistic manner.
The stork's wings were restrained with what is thought to be it's own baby-carrying handkerchief, and the words 'relax THIS, bitch' were etched into its chest with a blunt instrument, believed to be plastic.
Two broken ovulation prediction tests were found near the scene with traces of the stork's blood.
The stork's anal cavity appeared to have been packed full with a substance which the medical examiner claims to be the much talked about 'baby dust'.
The actual cause of death is believed to be drowning, as a significant amount of fluid was found in the creature's lungs. The fluid was later shown to be urine, and was notably lacking any trace of the hormone hCG.
When asked were there any developments in the investigation, the detective in charge said that they had narrowed down the profile of the suspected killer to one sixth of the population.
And now, for the weather.