From the makers of '28 days' and 'Knocked up'...
"In a land far, far away, harmony reigned.
He and she toiled and foiled, happy in life.
That was until one day, it all came crashing down around them.
They had feared it's arrival. They were right to...."
Twenty third cycle fox pictures presents: The Period.
Critics have been animated in their praise:
"The most horrific disaster movie ever made" - Men's Health Magazine.
"The bloodshed was like nothing I'd ever seen before" - The Kabul Chronicle.
"The academy will be rolling out the red carpet for the red carpet" - Menstrual Monthly Magazine.
A star studded and impeccably chosen cast includes Jim Carrey as the crippled, double tailed, warped headed, useless Spencer, the spastic sperm.
A wonderful dual role with Hugh Grant playing the limp dick, and introducing a larger than life movie debut for Bono as the annoying, ever present, but ultimately useless cock.
The Olsen twins shake off their rom-com reputations with outstanding performances as the left and right ovaries.
You can 'look but never touch' Angelina Jolie in her role as the attractive, sexy, aloof but elusive Ellie.
With special guest Morgan Freeman as "The Period".
Special previews at spotted underwear around the country from any minute now.
"The Period" coming soon to a tampon near you. Today. Or tomorrow. Perhaps, but coming, probably.